Monday, March 21, 2016

Message to Cadillac Man About the Hillary Clinton Sleep Distortion Machine

See, she uses this thing on people to mess up our sleep because that makes us goofy and susceptible to believing stupid things.  Enter Hillary Clinton.

That's about as interesting as Hillary Clinton ever gets unless you really don't know the level of criminality which has taken place historically at Goldman Sachs and I didn't know really how pervasive their behavior until reading:  The Great American Bubble Machine.  It's an older article (2015) from Rolling Stone but it's meticulously-researched.  The scope goes back to the Great Depression in which Goldman Sachs played yet another undermining role.

It would have been better if Clinton were a NAZI because we know how to deal with them:  a bullet in the head.  However, Goldman Sachs and its stooges (i.e. Clinton) pretend they are not NAZIs ... and then they eat yer liver (ask Greece).  If you think that's exaggeration, read the article.

(Ed:  Greek politicians have been just as corrupt as Washington!)

True enough but that combination with bogus loans from Goldman Sachs guarantees you will go from being screwed to demolished beyond all imagination.

Note:  Jim Cramer, the financial god on at least one cable network, is one of the Goldman Sachs alumni.  I had thought he was straight-up although I haven't paid much attention to him.  Any relationship to Goldman Sachs has to be criminal, they have never done anything else.  Major demerit for this guy.  Maybe he got out because of the corruption and hat tip for that but unknown.


To the important matter, the Sleep Distortion Machine is now in the game and America really needed a device to make Americans more complacent, stupid, and uninformed about elections.  The effect of it is I'm usually out cold by six to eight p.m.  of an evening with a wake-up time of maybe two or three a.m.  The advantage is I miss all American network TV programming but this is also prime time for Skype calls to Cadillac Man.

So, mate, is that the most twisted cop for missing a phone call you ever heard??

At least it's imaginative, yes??

(Ed:  or completely fookin' looney!)

Well, there is that possibility as well.


However, I did catch NASCAR yesterday for the last fifty laps.  There is one huge advantage of watching the race on the beater television down here:  you see three times as many cars!

Note:  I know the beams can be aimed to bring them back into alignment but I also know I don't know how to do it.  Besides, the TV is so old that screwing with anything will probably make it catch fire and explode.

The last fifty laps for NASCAR are usually the best part for me.  The crash bang is mostly behind and now they go belting at 200mph in a tight race for the end.  Sometimes there will still be a crack-up that close to the end but people get smoked over that.  You messed it up, man.  Y'all were runnin' so good!  Don't you get torqued over that??  We get pissed when that happens ... but it's grand when it doesn't and some of the closest NASCAR finishes ever have come up in recent races.


We have decided our NASCAR boy is Chase Elliot.  If he is even twenty-one then he only just made it but he's running with excellent style up with the Big Dawgs and making one excellent show of it.  Brad Keselowski tried to muscle his way into the big time and managed to get people hating him all over the place but this kid looks to be stylin' and I'm betting he will be as big in the sport as his daddy, Wild Bill Elliott.

Look out you Big Dawgs as this kid is comin' to eat yer lunch and it sure looks like he is the natural to do it.

Sure his daddy gave him a leg up into racing ... but his daddy ain't drivin' that car at 200 mph for him.

(Ed:  do you really talk like this??)

Sometimes, sure.  My ol' Dad was good at it too as it's fine to talk in lingo like that so long as you're not being a jerk about it because Texans know the language and all of them have a daddy.  They often use Mother for the maternal units so, despite all the bluster and bravado from the menfolk, you know who actually runs Texas families.

Evidence:  Ann Richardson, the only Texas Governor with honesty and integrity in quite a few years. Yep, homegrown Texas girl.  Then those carpetbaggin' Bush boys come to town and what happens, the whole country goes to shit.  I rest my case.

(Ed:  looks to me like you make the case Texas women should be driving NASCAR because they're more bad-ass than the men?)

Nah, they have too much sense for it.  They will just be saying to racers as they leave for the track, "Y'all have fun now, hear?"

That means 'try not to get killed this week-end, hear?'

She's not afraid because she knows yer dumb ass will do it anyway.  Hey, y'all, watch this!

KA-BOOM


If you think there is so much as a lick of sense in any Southerner, this is where they invented the way to catch catfish by using one's equipment as a gentleman for a lure, bait, if you will.  No, of course you won't but you are not a Southerner.

Yes, this is true as I have seen video and, no, there is no way in hell I am going to look for it and watch it again.  So, if'n you want to look for it yerself ... y'all have fun now, hear?

2 comments:

Cadillac Man said...

Ironically just saw a documentary on Hank Paulson. Quite a different story from the one presented in your article. It is interesting that even in contemporary history there can be such drastic differences of what happened and why. I often keep vampire hours these days as well. I'm sure we'll connect whenever our fangs are both out. UH UH

Unknown said...

Just checked out a brief history for him and there's an extensive history of Goldman Sachs in the article I linked from the Rolling Stone and that one was shocking. How Paulson came through it a virgin is anyone's guess or maybe he just has better P.R. Unknown.