Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Robo Didactor and the Lemon Jujubes

Robo Didactor boomed forth, "Listen and know.  Learn.  Memorize."

Then he said, "Do you know black people are 12.7% less likely to be able to obtain marzipan?"

I told him it's hard for anyone to get marzipan but he got enraged and shouted:  "That is not the Robo Didactor way."


He said he also knows pithy sayings from books he never read but I said my preference was to skip them.

"I don't lie because then I don't have to remember anything" - Mark Twain said that.

OK, Robo.  I get it.  That's like so ... so ... didactic, Robo.


(Ed:  do you have an actual point?)

Nope.  Everyone on Facebook has points and they're making points continuously.  You couldn't possibly drive a car through there without flattening all four ties.


"Did you know Donald Trump once ate a spider?"

Uh, no, Robo.  Thanks.


(Ed:  does the music ever creep into this?

It never crept out.  The music lives free where it can be with the spirits of life and it doesn't care if people scoff at the notion because that can't get inside.  Music is always the sanctuary.  Once it starts, the only thing which matters is the next note.  Recording is what chains it down.  Look up Heisenberg or a thousand other reasons recording is impossible.  Just play.

Something which came up this morning was wondering why the spirits are so strong in Tennessee and in a similar way near the sea.  I don't have to explain anything as you know them already and so did the Cherokee.


"Really, Donald Trump ate a spider!"

Thanks again, Robo.  Let's stop the presses on that one, huh?


(Ed:  where are the Lemon Jujubes?)

They got stuck in Vegas again.  Do you want to know what Donald Trump does with jujubes?

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