Saturday, February 6, 2016

Laser Lust in Four Beams and Four Colors

The Rockhouse needs more fookin' lasers.  I'm sure you can see the wisdom of a four-beam / four-color laser unit which fires yellow, purple, red, green.  It's a bad case of laser lust, it is.  Some think this is trivial but they don't have to look at the same asshole playing a guitar each time I make a video.  I'm not trying to hide but rather those kinds of videos bore the hell out of me.

Green screen is going to happen soon.  Maybe you only think Silas will play guitar on the Moon and he probably will but there is also the place for the Elves of Cthulhu who can go the Lincoln Memorial and give the I Have a Fuckin' Dream speech.

This will not mock Martin Luther King because you go to all twelve levels of Hell for doing that.  This is respect from the Elves of Cthulhu.  We can't run up and kiss him, we're fuckin' demons.

So I have a fuckin' dream ... that one day people won't be miserable selfish bastards anymore or act like pricks to each other ... one day we will say together ... pop music fucking sucks and we will abandon that crap forever ... we will go to the fuckin' mountain top, free of miserable selfish bastards and also pop music, and there we can be fuckin' free, fuckin' free at fuckin' last.


(Ed:  is it necessary to be coarse?)

When that which appears to be so genteel does such vile things (i.e. sending kids to war in such a mannerly way), we are not impressed by gentility.  It don't mean doodley squat.

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