Monday, February 15, 2016

Elves of Cthulhu on Tour in Burbank

Some of you are getting it with the Elves of Cthulhu that we're foul-mouthed elves but we really don't do anything that bad.  We don't know why anyone would go to Burbank either but we will do it, we will do it for Cthulhu, the one true snake-headed person after Medusa.

(Ed:  Medusa is the same one Jason killed so that was the snake-head segue?)

Yah, deep isn't it.  Wanna hear about fish?

(Ed:  unless you're serving it on a plate, no)

The latest is the Elves of Cthulhu and Ozzy the Vegetarian Bear - NSFW and they are foul-mouthed little bastards but this is not a sales pitch for demons.  We're in Texas so what self-respecting demon would come here anyway.

The video is sequential but nonlinear (i.e. drop-in / drop-out anywhere) and runs thirty minutes.  The Elves do surprisingly well, probably because they're not as demonic as they seem.  I was surprised to see people liking them and that's maybe a reverse reaction to flaccid superficiality in everything else in the world.  That's sure as hell what motivates the Elves.


Hand numbness is looking more like it's an ergonomic problem rather than some reason to stroke out any time soon.  Typing is tremendously slowed so that means one thing:  make another video.  I'm kind of leaning toward 'Getting Sexy with Martin Shkreli' because, hey, it even rhymes.

The thing I notice about Shkreli is it doesn't seem like his life is all that much fun.  I thought being a millionaire was supposed to be more fun than that.  Dunno if the Elves can make a set out of that play but maybe.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Didn't you think being a millionaire was supposed to be more fun than that? It looks like his life has been a boring drag.

Unknown said...

I guess he tries to get some kind of rap thing together but he's screwed himself so hard for music