Monday, February 29, 2016

Important Sighting of the Mystery Lady

Things have been suboptimal of late but one thing always shines:  a call from the Mystery Lady.

Contrary to what you may think, old fuckers don't get nostalgic or at least we don't.  The phone call was very funny and sometimes she would say it's Lucy in me when she did something goofy ... as if that's a bad thing.  I saw something yesterday or so ... Don't Be a Kardashian, Be A Lucy!  Hell yes, be a Lucy.  She was such a grand lady and that much funny in one tiny package is a total amazement.

If you put the Mystery Lady working a conveyer belt which pushes candy like it was in that Lucy sketch, you would get all the comedy you could possibly ask.  She knows Lucy.


The Raven loves cosplay and of course it involves costumes but, as far as I can tell, his crew really gets into it and they do use greasepaint.  I hate the stuff because it gets on every damn thing but Raven and his crew are so theatrical and in the coolest way.  Whatever it is, express it.

I told the Mystery Lady she will love this cosplay and, after I told her what it was, she was definitely hooked.  If there's a favorite day of the year for her, it's Halloween.  She is in for cosplay.


No need for a transcript of the call and that wouldn't be cool even if I memorized it.  The vibe was supreme and there's no self-pitying inventory of whatever is busted.  We know stuff is busted and we do the best we can.  Above all she knows this is always a place to land whether it's for a day or forever.  It's an all-out hippie freakshow down here and there are no rules except try not be too bummed about the things which mess things up since there are still many things which don't.

Yevette would love it as well because I'm anti-social like a rock.  I don't give up enough a fraction of enough talk time for her and it would be spectacular for her to talk to someone and especially if it's about something besides Twitter.  She and the Mystery Lady already have some beautiful stuff in common from the Cincinnati show.

Much love, Mystery Lady!  Come on down!


If anyone is seeing this as Silas playing the Casanova, you are seriously not understanding the story.  It's about old fuckers helping each other the best we can and it's in part because we want to do that anyway but we also know no-one else will.  The society isn't structured for people to even understand the problem, much less do anything about it.  There's no particular fault but, whatever the cause, Sanders is the solution and the others keep it sucked-up.  That point is unanimous and that's about the extent of the political discussion because it's not necessary.  All of us learned these things well a long time ago and we didn't adapt for Bernie Sanders, we have been waiting a long time for him.

We talked more about Bernie Sanders' wife, Jane.  She is one stylin' female as she went to Woodstock and she was also President of a major eastern University.  Maybe we should ask The Donald, so, man, did your wife ever run a university?  No, I don't mean Trump University; I mean one which succeeded.

Maestro, rim shot, please (cough).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wonderful...with just 14 minutes to spare! at the stroke of midnight..another 250 mins appear. It's all good!! ML

Unknown said...

That was outstanding timing then. Ran it right down to the wire!