Thursday, February 11, 2016

Hillary Clinton and a Bowl of Lemon Jell-O #DemDebate

Watching Jello-O can be a nutritive, soothing communion with whatever the hell is in Jell-O ... or ... it can be like watching Hillary Clinton bobbing and weaving rather than answering anything.  She didn't act so much like a fishwife this time but she sure dressed like one.

There was one extra credit question: how is Hillary Clinton different from a bowl of lemon Jell-O? #DemDebate


One thing you know about Jell-O is you can see through it and any direction you look through this Jell-O reads Goldman Sachs.  No matter how much she shook around, it still read the same.


Best Silas Line:  Give Clinton some pom poms and let's see her do the cheerleader dance.  This is nauseating.  #DemDebate #PBSDebate

Runner-up:  Geez, that was so damn cheap from Hillary Clinton on playing Obama like that.  How you doin', Las Vegas.  It's great to back.  #DemDebate


Clinton got scores in the categories of Gratuitous Mentions of Israel and also the Best Imitation of a Republican.

Bernie Sanders says 'Henry Kissinger is no friend of mine' and scores for the Big Line of the Night.  We have bitched about that soulless demon previously.  It's excellent to hear a politician with the honesty to call out Henry Kissinger for what a vicious, opportunistic pig he was.  Remember Salvador Allende.

Bernie!

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