Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Miss Bumbum Brasil 2015 Loves Her Russian Fans and World Cup 2018

What better way to express your passion for sport and your enthusiasm for World Cup 2018 in Russia ... than naked with body paint featuring the icon for the World Cup.  (RT: ‘For my Russian fans’: ‘Miss BumBum’ poses in World Cup 2018 mascot body paint)

The model is Suzy Cortez, winner of Miss Bumbum Brasil in 2015.

Brasil is the world capital for elective plastic surgery so you can almost certainly find the plastic bumbum of your dreams down there.  Oh, God, how I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.

This message is approved by the new Committee for Tasteless Public Spectacle.

The Committee is needed because Russia is more fun than America.  They had the Winter Olympic Games and soon the World Cup while America has, well, riots.  See, I'm tellin' you ... definitely more fun.

Putin has been practically begging the world to come along.  Hey, he sez, life can be a whole lot more fun than you crazy fucks are enjoying.  Just take a look at Hillary Clinton as that frigid, power mad demon has never had any fun in her life.

And Clinton just ain't going to make it as Miss Bumbum 2016 but (cough) write her in for it if you like.


Anonymous said...

I dont know if those attending the Russia Olympics would agree
And Russia is certainly not on my top 10 destinations

Peas InOurThyme said...

I have a little problem with hating being cold but being fascinated by some countries which are cold a lot and I don't suppose anywhere gets colder than Russia each Winter.

Anonymous said...

Then I guess Greece is off the list since the poor and bored are roiting over Obamas visit

Peas InOurThyme said...

Last I saw from Greece was demonstrations protesting the visit. He said he wants them to stop letting Russian ships dock in their ports. How's that for Mister Globalization.

Anonymous said...

I think when they start throwing firebombs and attacking police with clubs it leaves the protest stage and moves to riot classification.

Anonymous said...

PS screw world cup. Costra Rica just kicked America's ass 4 nil
But I am still going to look for monkeys there in Feb

Peas InOurThyme said...

I was diggin' the World Cup. Usually I see sports as kind of a snore but that I found exciting.

Costa Rica is a dream date and the idea of monkeys all over the place is so captivating. It seems for tropical paradise you either go to Costa Rica or South Pacific and you will be happy either way.

Peas InOurThyme said...

Yep, that would move it up to a riot with me. He sure got the chummy reception.