Twitticisms 11/29 - 1

11-29-2015 09:22:20 - Toys R Us has a Black Friday fire sale ... while customers and staff are still in the store.
https://t.co/0l0H05DZUN

11-29-2015 09:18:46 - Carrie Fisher says people should 'get a life' ... after playing Princess Leia for 50 years or so
https://t.co/4aVyVu3g6r via @MailOnline

11-29-2015 09:13:43 - Modern journos, the best at talking about themselves and their insufferable children as though it is science.
https://t.co/4Eus2j9cWN

11-29-2015 09:10:46 - They're bigger, bolder, and more dangerous than ever before. Know where the cult sprouts and be ever vigilant.
https://t.co/hPUq4KNmIV

11-29-2015 09:07:44 - Ithaka Blog: The Adorable Drug Kingpin of College Station, Texas: Sarah Furay has got a great shot at Miss America...
https://t.co/EfVP5cHw0c

11-29-2015 08:44:08 - Maybe you think you have seen the scariest crosswind landing of all time ... maybe
https://t.co/4RDyIBQTii

11-29-2015 08:40:39 - From people who look at whales as food, making sushi from a Big Mac may make sense
https://t.co/LAqsqnsf8I

11-29-2015 08:36:52 - Best Cop Chase Since the Last Bond Movie ... by a New Jersey cop ... with surprising driving skills
https://t.co/ipZOVBFd2U via @po_st

11-29-2015 08:20:48 - Santa Claus' sleigh broke down but he was saved by stealing a helicopter to use instead
https://t.co/1fEo5y8DAo via @Reuters

11-29-2015 08:00:13 - Ithaka Blog: Allahu Quackbar in ISIS Arabic Means 'I Never Get Sex Except with Men': Oh, look.  There we see a...
https://t.co/pGo4FRXxj9

11-29-2015 07:43:58 - Roosevelt Democrats: Hillary Clinton's vision, defined by Eleanor - Clinton isn't even a pimple on Roosevelt's ass
https://t.co/qTzVbanKNl

11-29-2015 07:38:36 - Fox News is filled with such precious journalistic incredulity at idea Planned Parenthood killer opposed abortion |
https://t.co/YzCEotmXTt

11-29-2015 07:31:06 - Allahu Quackbar means 'I never get sex except with men' in Arabic ... quack, quack, quack
https://t.co/KBjMTBxtR3

11-29-2015 07:24:06 - RT @ComplexPop: The Internet trolled ISIS with rubber duck heads:
https://t.co/h5wmnJyWnV https://t.co/9N96R9mwCe

11-29-2015 07:23:40 - RT @FONESUP: #Isis have gone quackers #rubberduck #DuckState
https://t.co/2QjrmGw4tH

11-28-2015 22:36:02 - @YevetteN I'm sure they will send cards

11-28-2015 22:33:27 - Snowflake Queen Tim Lott wrote today 'Careless Words can Cause Depression' which means I'm depressed and it's your fault. Fuck you, Tim.