Hillary Clinton goes flippity floppity
as the GOP candidates go hippity hoppity
while Ben Carson sings the blues ...
and no-one listens.
(CNN: Ayotte among the 2016 GOPers who worry about Trump atop the ticket)
They call him Boat Anchor Ben
because he can't find a friend
No-one throws him a ring
and he don't mean a thing.
The End
Flippity Floppity Hilly be boppity
can't make her mind up about education ...
except ...
well ...
screw you.
And especially screw kids.
If they want an education,
read it from stone tablets ...
but ...
they better fookin' pay for them
and we'll be watching.
Blubbery Bushy Boy
sucks on his thumb
I'm coming he says
but he's going away.
His trainer can't dance
and Bush wears no pants.
He better not stay
Mother won't wait all day.
Cruz calls on Satan,
they talk every day.
I'll burn them black bitches
I'll send them away.
If they're black or they're brown,
they've got the wrong town
I'll send those Cruz cops
they'll be coming around.
And now they've got a colonel
never was a major general
giving all the lackeys tips
on how to fight a war
maybe with a few more stars
and hang out in the general's bars
they'll let her in the club
but for now ...
she's just a nub.
Still Trumpy Dumpy Rump a Stumpy
screams, fuck wetbacks, let's all say
they're terrorists, they're junkies
they're a bunch of funky monkeys
I'll send them back to Mexico
the women we'll keep as ho's.
There's nothing racist in what I say
I'm not really K K K.
Holy Mother of Crazies and Crawdads, wouldn't you think for all the millions of dollars in these PAC slush funds, they could come up with a better act. When all they say is stupid crap, they need fireworks, dancing topless bimbos, and free dope. No rock band will play for them so all they have is marching bands and that's some funny stuff hearing them trying to get all hip hop. You haven't lived until you have seen and heard a hip hop marching band.
It makes them relevant, don'tcha know.
as the GOP candidates go hippity hoppity
while Ben Carson sings the blues ...
and no-one listens.
(CNN: Ayotte among the 2016 GOPers who worry about Trump atop the ticket)
They call him Boat Anchor Ben
because he can't find a friend
No-one throws him a ring
and he don't mean a thing.
The End
Flippity Floppity Hilly be boppity
can't make her mind up about education ...
except ...
well ...
screw you.
And especially screw kids.
If they want an education,
read it from stone tablets ...
but ...
they better fookin' pay for them
and we'll be watching.
Blubbery Bushy Boy
sucks on his thumb
I'm coming he says
but he's going away.
His trainer can't dance
and Bush wears no pants.
He better not stay
Mother won't wait all day.
Cruz calls on Satan,
they talk every day.
I'll burn them black bitches
I'll send them away.
If they're black or they're brown,
they've got the wrong town
I'll send those Cruz cops
they'll be coming around.
never was a major general
giving all the lackeys tips
on how to fight a war
maybe with a few more stars
and hang out in the general's bars
they'll let her in the club
but for now ...
she's just a nub.
Still Trumpy Dumpy Rump a Stumpy
screams, fuck wetbacks, let's all say
they're terrorists, they're junkies
they're a bunch of funky monkeys
I'll send them back to Mexico
the women we'll keep as ho's.
There's nothing racist in what I say
I'm not really K K K.
Holy Mother of Crazies and Crawdads, wouldn't you think for all the millions of dollars in these PAC slush funds, they could come up with a better act. When all they say is stupid crap, they need fireworks, dancing topless bimbos, and free dope. No rock band will play for them so all they have is marching bands and that's some funny stuff hearing them trying to get all hip hop. You haven't lived until you have seen and heard a hip hop marching band.
It makes them relevant, don'tcha know.
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