Sarah Furay has got a great shot at Miss America this year. After all, if Donald Trump can pose as a President, she's got a serious chance. Dad's relationship with the DEA may not fare so well, however.
So right away ... dis needs validation. So ... Smile! College student, 19, grins in her mugshot after police find 'cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, meth and packaging materials in her apartment'
Sarah Furay is hardly a drug kingpin but she is a little bit adorable ...
however ...
here she is for her mugshot:
Anyone looking this happy after being busted cold on multiple felonies has been sampling way too much of her own wares.
Yah, sure, it's still kind of a zero story even with her silly grin.
But ...
We didn't get to the beauty part yet: The father of the ‘adorable drug kingpin’ is a special agent for the DEA
Furay’s father is Bill Furay, a supervisory special agent for the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. He is currently serving as the DEA’s diplomatic attaché at the U.S. Ambassador’s office in Panama City, Panama, and was previously Resident Agent in Charge at the DEA office in Galveston, Texas.
So, Billy Boy, just say NO, huh?
Yah, Billy Boy, while you're looking for an answer, we will go off to find any time in human history in which a black person was arrested for drug felonies and was subsequently called 'adorable.'
So right away ... dis needs validation. So ... Smile! College student, 19, grins in her mugshot after police find 'cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, meth and packaging materials in her apartment'
Sarah Furay is hardly a drug kingpin but she is a little bit adorable ...
however ...
here she is for her mugshot:
Anyone looking this happy after being busted cold on multiple felonies has been sampling way too much of her own wares.
Yah, sure, it's still kind of a zero story even with her silly grin.
But ...
We didn't get to the beauty part yet: The father of the ‘adorable drug kingpin’ is a special agent for the DEA
Furay’s father is Bill Furay, a supervisory special agent for the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. He is currently serving as the DEA’s diplomatic attaché at the U.S. Ambassador’s office in Panama City, Panama, and was previously Resident Agent in Charge at the DEA office in Galveston, Texas.
The name is Furay, Bill Furay. I'm DEA and I have a license to swill.
So, Billy Boy, just say NO, huh?
Yah, Billy Boy, while you're looking for an answer, we will go off to find any time in human history in which a black person was arrested for drug felonies and was subsequently called 'adorable.'
5 comments:
I hope the lil dope queen learns to enjoy living in about 70 square feet. It is people like this that propogate the stairway to hell.
Maybe Daddy needs to do his job a littlw bit better
But she will probably roll on her feeds and do no time
I imagine you're probably right and she will get off. Ain't a hint of nothin' in this one. She just don't care.
The more they know the game The bolder they are
It's going to suck if she can charm her way out of this
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