Twitticisms 11/29 - 2

11-29-2015 15:09:47 - The trees on Mars which NASA says are not really trees -
https://t.co/mT1fnartN9

11-29-2015 15:07:04 - Flood warning in Tarrant County extended to Tuesday. In other words, it's never going to stop raining.

11-29-2015 14:44:40 - Mike Huckabee goes for King Asshat Prize by calling the attack on Planned Parenthood 'terrorism' after he did so much to instigate it.

11-29-2015 12:07:09 - Ithaka Blog: The Biggest Musical Theft in History Wasn't Pat Boone ... Really: While stealing music from black...
https://t.co/vKpCAIfQuj

11-29-2015 11:37:07 - Oh, about that Macy's Thanksgiving Parade ... yep, it's destroying the world too:
https://t.co/ShOQ9sTSCg

11-29-2015 11:35:02 - The winner and still champion for the title of Most Dangerous Drug in the World ... (drum roll) ...
https://t.co/1QE9WbKuDl via @ShortList

11-29-2015 11:33:07 - Mother of the Year and new official Snowflake Queen is offended when her annoying kid ruins a meal.
https://t.co/ARw0qDmtrG via @AOL

11-29-2015 11:27:43 - Ithaka Blog: Oh, You Thought Facebook Was Hot? SHE is Hot: Calm down, hotshot.  She's got a PhD in economic a...
https://t.co/2oFoa6eERy

11-29-2015 11:23:28 - "The Sopranos" / "Star Wars" / Adele - Things for which heavy marketing made sure you would never want to see them.

11-29-2015 11:18:19 - Football player shows, once again, white men can't float
https://t.co/KPdvdGZBYl

11-29-2015 11:05:28 - That's not a cat ... THIS is a cat
https://t.co/WESaX0Uthh

11-29-2015 11:03:59 - Google+ because ... hot babes and fewer second-rate lecturers about simple shit you already know
https://t.co/auMdKvK0ca

11-29-2015 11:02:09 - So, you want dumpy mainstream chick ballads or do you want me, Cap'n Kirk?
https://t.co/9xNtoWoAfd

11-29-2015 10:57:28 - The ugliest and worst customization of a Harley Davidson in all creation. Check out the front tire. Pfft.
https://t.co/xAnyzSkRWU

11-29-2015 10:50:53 - Headline says new Megadeth so you know it's bullshit but "The Threat was Real" and, hence, another piece of crap:
https://t.co/UzZrwAAHhk

11-29-2015 10:43:43 - CNN announced today, yes, we did just print the same shit as yesterday because ... fuck you.

11-29-2015 10:25:16 - Director casts mostly white people for a film in Egypt with no white people ... but says he's really sorry, man @CNN
https://t.co/VyKRWWeFL7

11-29-2015 09:56:43 - Ithaka Blog: Galactic Porno - NSFW: Each of the darker areas is thought to be the evidence of additional explo...
https://t.co/6FNrlFLbGi