Thursday, November 26, 2015

The (cough) Real Meaning of Thanksgiving



Now you know.  Please plan accordingly.

Note:  we ask why is Dagwood not helpin' the li'l woman cook the turkey.  Can that deadbeat not pull himself away from the football game for long enough to baste the fookin' turkey?

And, yah, the last time there was a turkey dinner served anywhere I lived, I prepared it.  So, yah ... suck it (larfs).

Note:  easy bachelor cop which serves four ... get the pre-cooked turkey dinner offered by some markets.  It still requires preparation but not so much and it presents well because a decent one comes with all the fixin's and you only need put it all together.

Yes, there are witnesses, three of them.  Ha!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had the Deli slice some turkey breast (thick sliced), baked a sweet potatoe in the microwave, and steamed some brocolli (in the microwave as well). Added a little homemade crandberry sauce. That was my Thanksgiving "No Fuss On The Cheap"!!

Unknown said...

That one is not so different from the one here and that works just fine with a whole lot less hassle!