The current array of Presidential candidates could not possibly get any more unimaginative unless Pat Robertson runs with them. Just as with "Deathrace 2000," the candidates need motivation so henceforth all failing candidates will be eaten. It's for the betterment of the legislative breed. Think of it as Applied Darwinism and no matter how bad they taste it's got to be better than what McDonald's serves now.
Sanders is imaginative and we're looking for him in the long game but hopefully not as a spoiler versus Clinton as she should have dropped out and been eaten by then.
Jill Stein also represents imagination with the Green Party and the dream date is still if Bernie Sanders works partners with her.
Trump should be an entree in the early meals as it was bad enough with the mindless shots at Mexicans but he was firing at Jeb Bush's wife because she's Hispanic. That was so sleazy he should be chopped up and used as chum for sharks.
There's a whole raft of the Republican candidates who seem like their only purpose is to make Bobby Jindal look intelligent and it might be possible with a cow but not this lot. The only look they have created so far is of the buffet when these ones are served up to feed the crowd.
The Texas Brylcreem Brothers (Perry, Cruz) along with Flakes from Florida (Bush, Rubio), the Wannabe Preachers (Huckabee, Santorum, et al) from who cares where, etc, etc are all saying the same thing the other guy said four years ago and it didn't get any more interesting.
Some are thinking Ben Carson may be the money card but I think he's going to be on the lunch table also.
Rand Paul was starting to look interesting in opposition to the so-called Patriot Act but he turned out to be the wanker he seemed after all.
Just like Democrats are still hurtin' bad for another FDR, the GOP needs an Eisenhower. Instead we get a bozo buffet and nothing more comes out of it than a bad lunch.
It's a stretch to find FDR in Sanders but he knows the language. The GOP doesn't have anyone close to an Eisenhower, tho.
All in all, it still looks like this Presidential race will be resolved by a hot dog eating contest.
Sanders is imaginative and we're looking for him in the long game but hopefully not as a spoiler versus Clinton as she should have dropped out and been eaten by then.
Jill Stein also represents imagination with the Green Party and the dream date is still if Bernie Sanders works partners with her.
Trump should be an entree in the early meals as it was bad enough with the mindless shots at Mexicans but he was firing at Jeb Bush's wife because she's Hispanic. That was so sleazy he should be chopped up and used as chum for sharks.
There's a whole raft of the Republican candidates who seem like their only purpose is to make Bobby Jindal look intelligent and it might be possible with a cow but not this lot. The only look they have created so far is of the buffet when these ones are served up to feed the crowd.
The Texas Brylcreem Brothers (Perry, Cruz) along with Flakes from Florida (Bush, Rubio), the Wannabe Preachers (Huckabee, Santorum, et al) from who cares where, etc, etc are all saying the same thing the other guy said four years ago and it didn't get any more interesting.
Some are thinking Ben Carson may be the money card but I think he's going to be on the lunch table also.
Rand Paul was starting to look interesting in opposition to the so-called Patriot Act but he turned out to be the wanker he seemed after all.
Just like Democrats are still hurtin' bad for another FDR, the GOP needs an Eisenhower. Instead we get a bozo buffet and nothing more comes out of it than a bad lunch.
It's a stretch to find FDR in Sanders but he knows the language. The GOP doesn't have anyone close to an Eisenhower, tho.
All in all, it still looks like this Presidential race will be resolved by a hot dog eating contest.
4 comments:
side bashing check out the GB jr.
received $100k speaking fee for a Veteran group fundraiser with a 20k private net fee
Laura receive $50k from the same group
I am sure this is a Clinton release since Bill doesnt charge vet groups
There's so much money in it that even Mother Teresa couldn't resist the corruption. I suspect it's so bad that likely those with any real morals won't have anything to do with politics because of the guilt by association with those who are already there.
it is too easy to make real money without the problems
They toss about billions on these yahoos! Jeb Bush jacked over eleven million dollars in two or three days. Money like that could get Shirley Temple selling crack!
Post a Comment