Friday, November 22, 2013

The End of the World ... and Miley Cyrus

If the end of the world is coming then why are we being additionally punished by the presence of Miley Cyrus.  I'm not the only one who is tired of that meathead and you can take a look at "16 Horses that Look Like Miley Cyrus" on Buzzfeed.  Since Miley Cyrus isn't all that attractive, I'd say the horses are better looking.

In fact, Miley Cyrus is fairly ordinary in just about everything she does but her twerking is annoying. The Free Love generation was having more sex than the planet had ever previously supported and Cyrus thinks she can offend us by twerking, seemingly by taking something we regarded as free and making it look cheap.

The reason I keep going on about this is that I heard her relentlessly on the television at Belly Buster in Leith where I went for sandwiches.  The sound of her voice came to be as irritating as that of a police siren and that memory has not yet faded.  The RIAA broke down Napster to preserve the recording industry for this crap.  What the hell!

My friend commented that she's laughing all the way to the bank but how long can that continue when her only act is telling her Daddy that the TV virgin is fucking now.  She's not particularly attractive, she's definitely not very talented, and she's rather less than controversial so what becomes of her.  It may not be the end of the world for all of us but I doubt the end of the world is far off for her.  She may wind up rich but she'll be just another Hollywood burn-out who dreams of when she was famous.

She's been getting some very bad advice and what I would suggest for her is that she start acting like a woman rather than a high-school cheerleader on her first hit of XTC.

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