Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Satan Loves Tattoos

Leviticus is often used as the basis for banning homosexuality as it proclaims one shall not lie with another man.

And that's where Moms Mabley might get into it to say, honey, those men don't just lie together.  And Moms Mabley can say whatever she likes as she was as gay as they come ... back in the thirties ... when they would drain your blood and quarter your body for being gay.  She wasn't just gay, she was gay and out in the thirties.

But this isn't about being gay as I figure there's practically nothing anyone can say about being gay that hasn't been said already.  Even if there is, I'm not gay and don't have the interest to find it to write it myself.

Maybe you're thinking you're not gay either so you won't go to Hell.

But you've got that cute little tattoo of a flower on yer butt, don't you.  It's time to face it, baby.  You're going to burn.  That's in Leviticus too.

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. (King James Bible)

So, there you have it.  Sorry, cupcake, but, yep, you're going to burn right along with all those guys who lie with each other.  All for a tattoo of a flower on yer butt.

Pro tip:  when you decided to use Leviticus to bash gay guys maybe you should have looked at what else is in that part.

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