Friday, October 6, 2017

Man from the Future Comes Back to Warn Us of What Comes


Bryant Johnson

Johnson told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol. He noted that he was supposed to be transported to the year 2018, not this year.

Idaho State Journal:  Man tells cops he's time traveler, warns of alien invasion before being arrested for public intoxication

Fair enough, mates, since it stands to reason he will be drunk when alcohol is required for the process of time travel.  It doesn't appear he committed any major crime since he wasn't driving while he was intoxicated.


CASPER, Wyoming (AP) — Police say a Casper man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had traveled back in time to warn of an alien invasion.

Casper police say Bryant Johnson, the man they encountered at 10:30 p.m. Monday, claimed he was from the year 2048.

- ISJ

Right away they assumed he was lying ... but the same thing happened with Bruce Willis in "Twelve Monkeys."


Zen Yogi:  one tiny question, Silas, since what can we possibly do about these space aliens that the people of the year 2048 cannot do for themselves?

That's unknown, Yogi, since they arrested him before he got that far.

Zen Yogi:  at least one thing is clear that we need to prepare.  We have seen too many sci fi movies on  this topic to simply forget about it.

That's right, Yogi.  We know the consequences of forgetting about it.  We should at least build a Death Star or two.

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