Twitticisms 8/14 - 3

08-14-2016 23:54:49 - Meeting people online has been 50:50, meeting two who became friends forever after that and two who weren't even close to what they said.

08-14-2016 23:48:42 - #MatrimonyIn3Words End Of Sex

08-14-2016 23:46:51 - #IfWeEverMeet, know I can tell you sweet things which will make your heart soar to the Moon. You know, right before I stab you.

08-14-2016 23:45:39 - #IfWeEverMeet, please understand the cop equipment in the trunk of my car is for Date Night when the competition is tough

08-14-2016 23:43:25 - #IfWeEverMeet, please understand I just like to carry some surgical tools around with me as a hobby. Do you like Chianti?

08-14-2016 23:36:32 - RT @RussiaConnects: .@NATO, surely most cynical of all western entities. Spreading fear for sole purpose of keeping themselves in pay. 1 ht…

08-14-2016 23:35:42 - @bursuk @YevetteN what a load of exceptional crap (larfs). Kill me a bloody river, baybeeeee.

08-14-2016 23:31:53 - Ithaka Blog: Cannabis, It Love You Long Time, Markie Mark: After winning twenty-five Olympic gold medals, wil...
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08-14-2016 23:22:22 - RT @bryanbehar: #IfWeEverMeet you'll be like "Oh, so that's what narcissism and depression would look like together"

08-14-2016 23:21:27 - #IfWeEverMeet, be sure to check whether I'm armed. This is important.

08-14-2016 22:59:27 - Ithaka Blog: Walmart Fails to Undermine the Terrorists: Walmart priced twelve-packs of Pepsi at about three d...
https://t.co/9UHdOkp24I

08-14-2016 22:03:48 - Don't like Hillary Clinton? Watch Parks And Recreation | Another femme symp whitewashing the fuck out of Clinton
https://t.co/dttprRbLz4

08-14-2016 22:00:40 - BIAS ALERT: 'Kelly File' probes slanted campaign print coverage but usually the probing is the other way around, ask Roger Ailes.

08-14-2016 21:56:13 - Adele says she can't dance and surprises no-one whatsoever

08-14-2016 21:52:41 - Treatment of Gabby Douglas is yet another example of mobbing by pseudo-patriotic cowards who adopt any excuse to bully people.

08-14-2016 21:51:16 - ‘What did she ever do to anyone?’ Gabby Douglas’s mum | She's surprised Yanks are mean small-minded pricks
https://t.co/Yg6Kmz1UY5

08-14-2016 16:10:10 - RT @codepink: SIGN: Tell Senate to block weapons sales to #Saudi. U.S. must STOP carnage in #Yemen
https://t.co/FqxDa9tSeg

08-14-2016 16:07:46 - RT @RobotList: Hebocon: The contest to find the world's crappiest robots - Engadget
https://t.co/m9i0VnuwSa #robots

08-14-2016 14:50:37 - ‘I destroyed the far right in UK’: Farage on Brexit, UKIP future & neo-Nazi past rumors | Buffoon IS the far right
https://t.co/AKRmybQ3Kf