Saturday, August 6, 2016

"The Do Over" - Non-live blog report

There's an immediate surprise as Adam Sandler is throwing down some funny stuff.

Sandler:  "Who knew he could jerk off while wearing handcuffs?"

OK, I'm in so let's see where it goes.


After first segment ...

It gets better as David Spade is as pitiful as he ever got and he's so lost in a pointless suburban hell.  Adam Sandler plays the FBI agent who's going to break him out of it this life of anonymous mediocrity.  That should be suitable so onward with it.


After the second segment ...

Both got dead and it was Sandler's plan as now both are considered legally-dead and David Spade doesn't have to go back to his egregiously-worthless wife or his kids who never do anything except jerk off.  On review, Spade decides he's glad he's dead and we shall see what he does with it.

This has been happening all day so maybe some more diligent viewing after the next bounce.


Note:  ML, this is definitely in-motion as I'm curious what these lunatics will do with their freedom.


After the third segment ...

It looks seriously like the boys have just robbed a bank and Sandler is playing some kind of scam, only now with about a million dollars.  It draws me back because the movie as about as close to unpredictable as it gets.


After the fourth segment ...

Now I've learned how to make a Panty Dropper.  Glory be.  It makes me think of the richness of knowledge which has come from movies.  It's also where I learned killing a horse in the Dean's office is major problem but not so much for the now-expired equine.  The horse may have been an Arabian but it was all-white so it's not likely unless some breeder really perved the bloodline.

Here you go and check out the shape of her head:


No way that horse is or (sob) was Arabian.


After the fifth segment ...

David Spade has now discovered his first three-way experience ... but it isn't quite what he expected.  Five-way was more like it and the movie only keeps getting more twisted.  Excellent.

Note:  watching sometimes has to be this way because of reasons which would be more boring to you than learning the ingredients in popular laundry detergents.


After the sixth segment ...

The bad-ass biker just said he and Butch were fuck buddies for years.

Tasteless and unpredictable, definitely funny.  I checked and Adam Sandler didn't write it so he shows he knows how to pick the right stuff.  It's a win, Mystery Lady, as I've got to find out what becomes of this madness.


After watching it to the end ...

Definitely funny and completely twisted throughout.  Five stars, Mystery Lady.  For me it's up there with "Animal House" and other comedy legends.  It's tough to top Belushi smashing a guitar over the hippie's head but it's a contender because, like "Animal House," everyone in it is demented and so dayum good at it.

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