Sunday, August 7, 2016

How to Make a Panty Dropper Drink

The Pantry Dropper drink came up in "The Do Over" so I had to discover the ingredients.  Who sez you never learn anything from movies.  As to whether it works, it sure got my panties off in a flash.

1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/4 oz triple sec
2 splashes cranberry juice
9 oz orange juice
2 splashes pineapple juice

There are multiple versions of the recipe but I suppose there would be, wouldn't there.  The trouble with this drink, as with most others, is by the time you suck up enough of them to get the desired effect, you'll find yer wood won't anymore.


Your better bet, darlin', is to stop by the Ganja Camp because it doesn't do anything to yer wood except suggest, "Isn't there something you should be doing?"

Those yahoos are like a bunch of Eveready bunnies.  Don't go down there drunk, tho, as they know well drunkies are one millimeter away at all times from puking, crying, or fighting.  We started rolling them into the river when they passed out and they don't come around much anymore.

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