Twitticisms 11/9 - 1

11-09-2015 05:57:21 - Ben Carson flips altogether and says they treated 'the other black guy' better, maybe because he's not insane:
https://t.co/lkZVlgDzXl

11-09-2015 05:53:44 - Ithaka Blog: Because ... Goldfish: No, not the next GOP debate but good guess.
https://t.co/POBjuJoBd0

11-09-2015 05:50:48 - There is absolutely no news today. Proof of that fact is someone quoted Michelle Bachmann on some damn thing.

11-09-2015 05:47:30 - Buzzfeed proves, once again, they are controlled by the Undead and don't know the Zombie Apocalypse was last year
https://t.co/98NvjYrb24

11-09-2015 05:44:35 - If you want crazier than Ben Carson, you will have to go to Australia and the Stonehenge they found down there. 
https://t.co/CbwJLlWPWE

11-09-2015 05:38:44 - Before the Rockhouse time, there was the "Sea Cruise" and you thought Bieber sucked the worst
https://t.co/z4PdkV7EHB via @YouTube

11-09-2015 05:36:17 - Another Obama-induced sinkhole ate an IHOP parking lot in Mississippi. News: they drive cars down there. 
https://t.co/6lTCf4xX6f

11-09-2015 05:34:13 - Deport Racism has paid up the $5000 to Larry David for calling Donald Trump a racist on SNL. 
https://t.co/XozDEKvpwN

11-09-2015 05:31:42 - Remember in "2001" when the planets aligned and, well, nothing happened for two hours or so?? This weekend. 
https://t.co/EiSq07NYmV

11-09-2015 05:30:18 - Colorado has invented a new form of cow-tipping: smart cars 
https://t.co/NBrQBVBLRr

11-09-2015 05:28:44 - Another proof Texas secession will raise the average IQ of the US and the new Nation of Texas: 
https://t.co/AYTmOPEtTO

11-09-2015 05:25:29 - Something we're amazed Texas did not invent first: marriage to an artificial sex doll. 
https://t.co/wp5qTveArF

11-09-2015 05:23:48 - What's your worst nightmare? How about being named Taylor Swift ... and you're a man
https://t.co/DX4Wg916Kw

11-09-2015 05:22:32 - NYPD ‘converted’ to Islam to spy on college students - it's the (cough) class we expect from NYPD — RT USA
https://t.co/5aX4QYw0KE

11-09-2015 05:18:59 - TPP ‘worst thing Harper did for Canada’ 
https://t.co/hYMT4Q8k9h

11-09-2015 05:08:08 - Wondering if anyone sees the resemblance between David Cameron and Rick Perry with his idiot pandering about Texas seceding.

11-09-2015 05:07:20 - If David Cameron does pull out of the EU, Scotland will likely declare independence the same day. UK needs EU, it does not need Cameron.

11-09-2015 05:02:40 - The Guardian asks when did people on Instagram become walking ads and that has been from Day One

11-09-2015 04:59:40 - CNN announced today they were wrong and the Russian airliner was actually hit by a meteor. They said more are on the way. Duck.

11-08-2015 23:31:04 - @rich_is_right @BernieSanders Donald Trump is just another silver spoon parasitic racist self-entitled by his money. Irrelevant.