Twitticisms 11/20 - 3 (Nutjob version)

11-20-2015 17:42:17 - Finally! The way to shoot fireballs from my ass and only $147 US
https://t.co/Uftx7HwrZ2 via @engadget

11-20-2015 17:36:07 - Yet another sign you may have annoyed the gods ... a lot. News: the crane, the sinkhole, and the house:
https://t.co/mf75yJkR8w via @wmur9

11-20-2015 17:33:35 - The extraordinary quality of an ISIS horror, I mean, news magazine. News: McCain is in it
https://t.co/uSIhsR6tjf

11-20-2015 17:32:42 - In this case, God didn't hate him but his mother did. News: best name evah!
https://t.co/O8nxXqT1vN via @smh

11-20-2015 17:28:37 - Some ask how you know the honeymoon is over ... but there are clues. News: stabbing
https://t.co/tgiGFlsI7r via @SJRbreaking

11-20-2015 17:27:13 - Winnie the Pooh skull guaranteed to traumatize kids for life. News: Winnie the Pooh had a skull??
https://t.co/xVtMvjfXBW

11-20-2015 17:17:47 - Triple Bonus: news makes mother proud / naked car thief / mechanical check to buy a tank 
https://t.co/Or0YXN4JKw via @miaminewtimes

11-20-2015 17:12:32 - Air France shows why you should never fly again. News: at least he found the original airport:
https://t.co/FiNfoo8KQM

11-20-2015 17:09:44 - When God hates you, there are clues. News: a cliff, the tide, and the only deadly snake in England. 
https://t.co/qpP7aVuU04

11-20-2015 17:07:32 - Jeremy Hunt and BBC got photobombed in a major way. News: body parts
https://t.co/JBlzrsD8dK