There's a retired mental asylum in Michigan for sale for a cool one point five million dollars. Ask Donald Trump ... that's nothin'. Just get a little loan from yer ol' Dad. (Detroit Free Press: Eloise, former mental asylum, for sale for $1.5M)
Get this, here's the beauty part: it's said to be one of the most haunted places in Michigan. Yah, tell me the script for that horror movie isn't writing itself. In insane asylum with ghosts ... well ... let's see Jack Nicholson deal with this.
(Ed: they lobotomized him in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest")
Yah, but they do it to everyone now.
Hmm ... who do we need for this. We need the hot young babe ... but she ain't goin' make it.
(Ed: why not?)
She has sex early in the movie and anyone who engages in sex in a horror movie always dies. It's the same as with "Star Trek" as anyone who doesn't have a named part will die (sob). Check out "Galaxy Quest" for confirmation of that.
(Ed: horror movies are simplistic puritanical morality plays??)
What else as who is entertained by putting an axe into someone's face?
(Ed: lots of people!)
Yah, that's why they built Eloise. Ha!
She needs a movie. Definitely. Just need to find $1.5M. What say I call up The Donald. He said it's easy, right.
Aha, the epiphany: I need a GOP credit card and then I can simply put it on the tab.
Get this, here's the beauty part: it's said to be one of the most haunted places in Michigan. Yah, tell me the script for that horror movie isn't writing itself. In insane asylum with ghosts ... well ... let's see Jack Nicholson deal with this.
(Ed: they lobotomized him in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest")
Yah, but they do it to everyone now.
Hmm ... who do we need for this. We need the hot young babe ... but she ain't goin' make it.
(Ed: why not?)
She has sex early in the movie and anyone who engages in sex in a horror movie always dies. It's the same as with "Star Trek" as anyone who doesn't have a named part will die (sob). Check out "Galaxy Quest" for confirmation of that.
(Ed: horror movies are simplistic puritanical morality plays??)
What else as who is entertained by putting an axe into someone's face?
(Ed: lots of people!)
Yah, that's why they built Eloise. Ha!
She needs a movie. Definitely. Just need to find $1.5M. What say I call up The Donald. He said it's easy, right.
Aha, the epiphany: I need a GOP credit card and then I can simply put it on the tab.
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