Friday, September 23, 2016

You're Too Late on Buying the Penis Sculptures

Call it art or a frustrated woman but either way, the result is foot-tall ceramic penises.  (Metro:  Girl makes erect penis sculptures from memory of all the guys she’s slept with)



The girl said none of these relationships were particularly positive and she's sure had a load of them.


Update:  I just realized she must have fucked all the dwarves who went to fight Smaug in "The Hobbit" movies.

Apparently she's now sold out of the penis sculptures so presumably she is looking for her next inspiration.  Considering the last one, it may take a while to find another.

So who predicts the result will be a hypercritical spinster who lives alone with her two hundred cats since she's not showing a strong ability to get along with anyone.  She's a good-looking young lady but she might have chosen more wisely how to use her fifteen minutes of fame.

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