Thursday, September 29, 2016

For His Next Act, FBI Director James Comey Will Predict Lotto Numbers

Jeannie Dixon was a fortune teller some years ago and she never got anything right but she knew the fundamental secret of fortune tellers:  once the customer realizes you were wrong, you will be far away.

James Comey does the same thing in his latest pronouncement of the future with ISIS.  The statement is so vacuous that none of those FBI pony boys will formally put his name to it but Comey uttered the words and the gist of it is there will be a terrorist diaspora.  When he usually only uses one- or two-syllable words, he must have impressed himself no end with that one.

"There will be a terrorist diaspora sometime in the next two to five years like we've never seen before," Comey said Tuesday during a hearing before the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee.


Americans are so afraid of every damn thing today that maybe 'diaspora' elicits some concern but review with yourself how any terrorists will be diasporizing any damn place when they have a few stolen vehicles, no boats of any significant size, and zero aircraft.  Where are they going to invade with equipment like that, Genghis Khan?


There's no reason to believe a word which issues forth from his prevaricating piehole since there's not a word of fact in it and only mindless predictions with no basis.  He might as well be predicting Lotto numbers for all the difference it makes.  Where people would dismiss him for a fool for Lotto predictions, the Senate invites him for high-level testimony for his ISIS predictions.  Maybe it would be better for the budget if he predicted Lotto numbers for the Senate.

The first question regarding ISIS and Comey is whether he ever got anything correct.  We come up with a major negatory on that one because experience with the scoundrel shows he's an even worse fortune teller than Jeanne Dixon.  Since he wholeheartedly endorses 'stop and frisk' tactics for police, it's likely obvious to most of you he's not much of a cop either although scandalously-overpaid bureaucratic cancer of the state wouldn't be too far wrong.


Note:  Russia Today is used as a frequent reference here and die Kaninchen know there's nothing particularly biased about their coverage beyond a tendency to portray Vladimir Putin as Johnny Appleseed but there's far more of that over here in sanctifying the White House.  One of the drivers for finding unbiased news is to identify whichever Republicans loathe the most as a purveyor of propaganda and go to that one.  It's my experience Republicans hardly ever give truth (e.g. Director Comey) whereas Russia Today has high reliability for it so Ithaka relies on that heavily for world news as we do on Science Daily to discover what those wacky Alphas are making today.

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