Twitticisms 9/5 - 4

It's not microblogging, it's lazy blogging.  Phony titles don't change that.

09-05-2016 18:22:49 - Putin is leading the world while Washington pisses away America's life trying to dominate it.

09-05-2016 18:21:42 - #HackingHillary is nothing when she's a common warhawk who's just a mouthpiece for the most obsequious greaseball in D.C., Slick Willie.

09-05-2016 18:14:38 - #HackingHillary serves no purpose when she actively licks Kissinger's ass and he's one of the most evil murdering bastards in Washington.

09-05-2016 18:11:33 - Putin talks relations with Turkey, US, Saudi Arabia & China at G20 final presser | Excellent summary
https://t.co/4otj0Kpa98

09-05-2016 16:47:51 - Times reporter abducted and shot in Syria says his kidnapper now US-backed rebel | It's CIA reality TV. Where's Khloe?
https://t.co/5PhVxj6TY6

09-05-2016 16:22:39 - RuPaul said knowing Tammy Faye Bakker made him a better person but we have one simple question: better than what, ya li'l butterball?

09-05-2016 16:17:14 - Coast Guard Rescues Kite Surfer Off Fire Island Surfing the Storm | Welcome to the latest in Too Dumb to Die roster
https://t.co/13X7820ziL

09-05-2016 16:14:51 - ‘Rolling Coal’ in Diesel Trucks, to Rebel and Provoke | What's new in another crop of selfish, poisonous bastards
https://t.co/eMrlO2d1Gv

09-05-2016 16:04:24 - Maybe Obama should consider murdering people with robots does not constitute any basis for acting like a tent preacher in other lands.

09-05-2016 16:02:58 - The Obama Peace with Christ and Nuclear Weapons Tour goes nix on boffo in Manila. The lights shine a little dimmer on Broadway.

09-05-2016 16:00:48 - Bingo! We have a winner and Obama has canceled his trip to the Philippines but, gee, don't go away mad.

09-05-2016 15:59:43 - Start the countdown until Obama realizes he is pissing in the wind

09-05-2016 15:57:03 - Slaughterhouse I Need My Calculator #ComicBookANovel

09-05-2016 15:55:44 - Catcher in the Fly (because we want to know how little Peter is doing) #ComicBookANovel

09-05-2016 15:53:49 - The Doors of Inception (the story you were never told) #ComicBookANovel

09-05-2016 15:51:21 - Philippines leader calls Obama son of a bitch; rejects lecturing from US on human rights | Funny politics, best kind
https://t.co/yGkI0C73kV

09-05-2016 15:38:07 - To #ComicBookANovel USE REALLY BIG LETTERS so they get it

09-05-2016 15:34:10 - Ford F-150 Dallas Cowboys special edition lists almost $20K higher than a standard F-150 because Ford knows Cowboys are dumb as rodeo dirt.

09-05-2016 15:29:41 - Obama, Putin meet on sidelines of G20 | Obama fails again | What possible reason could Putin have for trusting him |
https://t.co/l1AlFqtBco

09-05-2016 15:07:12 - Four out of six great apes one step away from extinction, experts say | Murdered by poachers, illegal hunters
https://t.co/aiuTn2xA8L