The Ford F-150 Dallas Cowboys Special Huge Ripoff Edition is only custom paint plus a chrome package, quite possibly the most effeminate additions anyone can make to an F-150, the smallest of Ford's F-series trucks. Ford didn't even upgrade the motor beyond a V-6 in this candy ass excuse for a beast. It could be a good work truck if not for the paint and the bullshit chrome package but with those it's not even useful for that. It only comes with the shortest bed so it's a seriously poor choice for a work truck in any case.
Here's the beauty part: it costs almost twenty grand more than a standard F-150 (unknown what the chrome package costs but we're guessing it isn't twenty grand).
And you don't even get a V-8. You won't win the Super Bowl with that, you won't even win a Little League game.
If you conclude Dallas Cowboys fans are dumber than rodeo dirt, we can't think of a reason to disagree.
It all makes sense, you know, because ... Texas.
This one is because y'all got off on slicing up @KlassyDillon so we're all the same low class rubbish and here's another bit of slashing just to satisfy that inner cruelty we all love to pretend isn't there. Neolibs pretend they have never experienced it at all but they're such tiresome li'l trollops these days. Throw them a fish and they will chase it for days before they realize the damn thing is dead.
The obtusity of the electorate goes no small distance toward explaining how Ford manages to boost these ultra-inflated F-150 Dallas Cowboys Special Huge Ripoff Edition pickups. When they will buy Hillary Clinton it becomes clear they will buy just about anything.
This is almost exactly the same scenario as designer electric guitars with the Eric Clapton signature model and who knows how many other variations from other famous rock musicians. The key feature to the designer guitars, particularly for the Stratocaster, is, well, hardly anything although there may be a slightly different contour to the back of the neck. Everything else except the paint is the same.
If you conclude from that electric guitar collectors are dumber than rodeo dirt, we can't think of a reason to disagree with that either.
Here's the beauty part: it costs almost twenty grand more than a standard F-150 (unknown what the chrome package costs but we're guessing it isn't twenty grand).
And you don't even get a V-8. You won't win the Super Bowl with that, you won't even win a Little League game.
If you conclude Dallas Cowboys fans are dumber than rodeo dirt, we can't think of a reason to disagree.
It all makes sense, you know, because ... Texas.
This one is because y'all got off on slicing up @KlassyDillon so we're all the same low class rubbish and here's another bit of slashing just to satisfy that inner cruelty we all love to pretend isn't there. Neolibs pretend they have never experienced it at all but they're such tiresome li'l trollops these days. Throw them a fish and they will chase it for days before they realize the damn thing is dead.
The obtusity of the electorate goes no small distance toward explaining how Ford manages to boost these ultra-inflated F-150 Dallas Cowboys Special Huge Ripoff Edition pickups. When they will buy Hillary Clinton it becomes clear they will buy just about anything.
This is almost exactly the same scenario as designer electric guitars with the Eric Clapton signature model and who knows how many other variations from other famous rock musicians. The key feature to the designer guitars, particularly for the Stratocaster, is, well, hardly anything although there may be a slightly different contour to the back of the neck. Everything else except the paint is the same.
If you conclude from that electric guitar collectors are dumber than rodeo dirt, we can't think of a reason to disagree with that either.
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