Twitticisms 5/14 - 1

05-14-2016 11:17:52 - TSA are you f***ing kidding me? | Unparalleled incompetence from the TSA via @YouTube
https://t.co/Fndma1nuyw

05-14-2016 11:14:45 - ‘Are you f**king kidding me?’: YouTube video showcases ludicrously long TSA line | Totally Stupid Authority
https://t.co/xJukrwhyNi

05-14-2016 11:13:41 - Parse this: Google releases free AI software that can understand English | Trivial until Americans learn it
https://t.co/BuJNQQnVVk

05-14-2016 11:12:49 - Bill Clinton's 1994 crime laws continue to haunt him on Hillary's campaign
https://t.co/EWEhDvSrtc

05-14-2016 11:12:17 - ‘Sheriff Joe’ Arpaio held in civil contempt for ignoring judge’s orders | Nothing but a common racist
https://t.co/mEOXpf1gOu

05-14-2016 11:10:58 - BBC shrugs off Kiev's demand to say 'Russian aggression' instead of 'civil war' | Insists on propagandizing
https://t.co/GFKT63liII

05-14-2016 11:09:55 - Wiretaps of ISIS agents show Ankara ignores terrorist cross-border activity | Erdogan should be honorary ISIS member
https://t.co/eoGcknKLtX

05-14-2016 11:08:16 - Germany to spend €93.6bn on refugees until 2020 - report | Some humans remain in the world
https://t.co/i3gXue71RN

05-14-2016 11:07:25 - Viral videos of police brutality lead to more crime, FBI director claims | Such surprise when FBI blames victims
https://t.co/DRicKj0FVo

05-14-2016 11:06:28 - Martin Shkreli gets trolled for linking Trayvon gun to racism | Shkreli gets self-righteous and is busted for it 
https://t.co/8nuxpEV6jg

05-14-2016 11:04:28 - Saudi women face jail & flogging for checking husband’s phone | Where is Clinton's feminism there?
https://t.co/f1wpXqbYrs

05-14-2016 11:02:51 - NASA to invest in habitat & deep sleep chamber for Mars astronauts
https://t.co/ElUR2vRnle

05-14-2016 11:02:12 - Bill Clinton was frequent flier on pedophile’s private jet ‘Lolita Express’
https://t.co/NJYbWtzBSL

05-14-2016 11:00:47 - Scientists use advanced astronomical software to date 2,500 year-old lyric poem
https://t.co/nEciOYunJL

05-14-2016 10:58:39 - Pre-Clovis civilization in Florida; settlement 1,500 years earlier than previously believed
https://t.co/JoYPup7UEz

05-14-2016 07:25:40 - If @HillaryClinton and @realDonaldTrump are the only candidates, excellent chance Squatty Potty will win because it helps with elimination.

05-14-2016 06:53:46 - If you listen quietly, you can hear George Clooney sucking ass for a Cabinet position with Clinton. If she needs ticks, maybe he's in.

05-14-2016 06:52:40 - George Clooney poses like he knows more about the election than we. We're getting really tired of him striking poses faster than Madonna.