Thursday, May 19, 2016

No Discs As Yet, Cadillac Man

There is no sign of discs as yet it's not a worry, just a scribe to let you know I watch out for them.  You seemed optimistic they would arrive early in the week so that didn't happen but it's been busy anyway.


Sorry I have not called but there are good reasons for things which are deliberately not obvious publicly.  Just now I may have to make a video with Sasquatch about fixing computers for Jesus and how it was my dream since my Pappy first whooped me for violatin' the law, God's law in North Carolina, when I used a porcelain toilet instead of an outhouse,

From that moment forward, I wanted to learn about computers so they can do this for the rest of my life and get as far away from North Carolina is possible.  I need to be able to fix computers as soon as my eyes open and I still haven't even smoked a fookin' cigarette.  Of course it was necessary to leave North Carolina for that because no-one native to the state should ever use a computer.

(Ed:  the only natives to North Carolina are American Indians!)

So tell me you ever saw the tribe lined-up at the Apple Store, mate.  I rest my case.  Indians are way too hip for computers.


After many years of self-abuse, I did learn that (cough) skill and thank you, Jesus, for fulfilling this dream for me and thank you even more because I can still fookin' do it ... as in a few minutes ago.


Unknown if this material will fly in a Sasquatch video but Yevette was falling down from it just now.  She's an easy audience, tho, because her computer works now (larfs).

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