Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Ultimate News Headline

You're old.  Fluids leak from your body in embarrassing ways.  You think Celine Dion is hot.  You wish you had bought that Harley Davidson.  So you suck, you're boring and the world won't miss you when you're gone but at least you've been around.  You've seen the most lunatic things people are capable of doing.

Oh really.

You've heard the most deranged things anyone could ever say about a politician.

Oh really.

You haven't seen this:

EXCLUSIVE: Obama's high school pot dealer who he thanked for the 'good times' was beaten to death with a hammer by his gay lover

(Yes, of course that was in Mail Online.  Even Fox News wouldn't be sleazy enough to run that one ... maybe.)

I rest my case.

The world is demented.

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