It's not clear why Oklahoma churches didn't predict this ... other than most of them being comprised of congregations in which no-one is smarter than a parking meter. Their insistence that there can be nothing but Christian monuments on Federal property resulted in a stone tablet with the Ten Commandments on the ground of the Oklahoma state capitol building.
No matter what you say or do in the U.S., someone is going to argue with it and this time the argument is not with atheists but rather with Satanists. This time rather than bringing a Christian monument down, the Satanists want to create a monument of their own and it's a seven-foot statue of Satan with two smiling children. (RT: Satanists unveil 7-foot monument they want to erect at Oklahoma Statehouse)
Here in the Texas Rockhouse we think this is very funny stuff. Christians are very much like cats in-heat as they will use every sneaky process possible to put Christianity in front of you but all that really comes out of it is that you wind up with some damn Christian rubbing against your leg.
Standard Christian Disclaimer
Most Christians are more or less cool and they know the important things in life: fast cars, good food, hot sex, and great music. However, these Christians do nothing about the Christians who want to rub against your leg and this is a problem. This is the same reason cats get thrown into wells to drown and it's probably the same reason Romans fed Christians to lions. Rubbing against your leg is sneaky and nasty. No-one likes that except old ladies who decided early in life that sex is icky. Oddly enough, these are the same people who like it when Christians rub their legs. Leg rubbing seems to be very important when you don't get any sex. It's important to cats in-heat, Christians, and old ladies.
So, the Satanists have a huge monument to install near the capitol building in Oklahoma. It's a bunch of New York hotshots behind this but why not. Christians have their New York hotshot lawyers and now apparently the Satanists have a collection of their own as well. Divinity in America is now determined, as it should be, by a bunch of highly-paid New York lawyers.
My understanding of Satanism is minimal but I don't think that many of them worship Satan at all and most of them just don't want anyone screwing with them. The Daily Mail and the like run stories every so often of Satanists killing hedgehogs to sacrifice them to Satan but these may well be planted stories by the above-mentioned New York lawyers. Who knows if anyone really does that. It's certainly not common if it happens at all.
(Ed: so why do they screw with Christians?)
Because it's so damn funny to watch! Their eyes roll back in their heads, they start talking in tongues and quivering. It's like watching Will Ferrell on acid.
We don't know what will come of the Satan statue but we do think it will be funny. Stand by for more news on this ever so important matter.
I noticed in the RT article that they spelled 'satanist' with a little 'S' apparently in the fear that they would otherwise give too much power to Satan. The Debbul goin' to rise up and eat yo' gonads or summat, mister.
No matter what you say or do in the U.S., someone is going to argue with it and this time the argument is not with atheists but rather with Satanists. This time rather than bringing a Christian monument down, the Satanists want to create a monument of their own and it's a seven-foot statue of Satan with two smiling children. (RT: Satanists unveil 7-foot monument they want to erect at Oklahoma Statehouse)
Here in the Texas Rockhouse we think this is very funny stuff. Christians are very much like cats in-heat as they will use every sneaky process possible to put Christianity in front of you but all that really comes out of it is that you wind up with some damn Christian rubbing against your leg.
Standard Christian Disclaimer
Most Christians are more or less cool and they know the important things in life: fast cars, good food, hot sex, and great music. However, these Christians do nothing about the Christians who want to rub against your leg and this is a problem. This is the same reason cats get thrown into wells to drown and it's probably the same reason Romans fed Christians to lions. Rubbing against your leg is sneaky and nasty. No-one likes that except old ladies who decided early in life that sex is icky. Oddly enough, these are the same people who like it when Christians rub their legs. Leg rubbing seems to be very important when you don't get any sex. It's important to cats in-heat, Christians, and old ladies.
So, the Satanists have a huge monument to install near the capitol building in Oklahoma. It's a bunch of New York hotshots behind this but why not. Christians have their New York hotshot lawyers and now apparently the Satanists have a collection of their own as well. Divinity in America is now determined, as it should be, by a bunch of highly-paid New York lawyers.
My understanding of Satanism is minimal but I don't think that many of them worship Satan at all and most of them just don't want anyone screwing with them. The Daily Mail and the like run stories every so often of Satanists killing hedgehogs to sacrifice them to Satan but these may well be planted stories by the above-mentioned New York lawyers. Who knows if anyone really does that. It's certainly not common if it happens at all.
(Ed: so why do they screw with Christians?)
Because it's so damn funny to watch! Their eyes roll back in their heads, they start talking in tongues and quivering. It's like watching Will Ferrell on acid.
We don't know what will come of the Satan statue but we do think it will be funny. Stand by for more news on this ever so important matter.
I noticed in the RT article that they spelled 'satanist' with a little 'S' apparently in the fear that they would otherwise give too much power to Satan. The Debbul goin' to rise up and eat yo' gonads or summat, mister.
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