Tip: Never try to escape the law with a canoe.
Fugitive leads law enforcement on canoe chase
Tip: If you're pregnant and busted for shoplifting, asking the cop if you can shoot some heroin before going to jail is not a good idea.
Police: Woman under arrest asks cops if she can do heroin
Tip: Thanking God for saving you from getting killed in a skydiving accident doesn't make much sense after the parachute failure already shows God doesn't like you very much.
Mackenzie Wethington, Teen Skydiver, Survives Parachute Failure
Tip: David Cameron said he would schedule bake sales and car washes for Queen Elizabeth but he won't do it. He hates the poor.
The Queen's Down to Her Last Million Pounds in Her Rainy Day Fund
Tip: If you try to have sex with a cow and it rejects you then don't tell the jury.
Animal Sex Jury Erupts in Laughter After Hearing Man Was Rejected By Cow
Fugitive leads law enforcement on canoe chase
Tip: If you're pregnant and busted for shoplifting, asking the cop if you can shoot some heroin before going to jail is not a good idea.
Police: Woman under arrest asks cops if she can do heroin
Tip: Thanking God for saving you from getting killed in a skydiving accident doesn't make much sense after the parachute failure already shows God doesn't like you very much.
Mackenzie Wethington, Teen Skydiver, Survives Parachute Failure
Tip: David Cameron said he would schedule bake sales and car washes for Queen Elizabeth but he won't do it. He hates the poor.
The Queen's Down to Her Last Million Pounds in Her Rainy Day Fund
Tip: If you try to have sex with a cow and it rejects you then don't tell the jury.
Animal Sex Jury Erupts in Laughter After Hearing Man Was Rejected By Cow
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