Wednesday, January 29, 2014

So, You Want News of the Strange

Tip:  Never try to escape the law with a canoe.

Fugitive leads law enforcement on canoe chase


Tip:  If you're pregnant and busted for shoplifting, asking the cop if you can shoot some heroin before going to jail is not a good idea.

Police: Woman under arrest asks cops if she can do heroin


Tip:  Thanking God for saving you from getting killed in a skydiving accident doesn't make much sense after the parachute failure already shows God doesn't like you very much.

Mackenzie Wethington, Teen Skydiver, Survives Parachute Failure


Tip:  David Cameron said he would schedule bake sales and car washes for Queen Elizabeth but he won't do it.  He hates the poor.

The Queen's Down to Her Last Million Pounds in Her Rainy Day Fund


Tip:  If you try to have sex with a cow and it rejects you then don't tell the jury.

Animal Sex Jury Erupts in Laughter After Hearing Man Was Rejected By Cow

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