Twitticisms 9/6 - 1

09-06-2016 06:45:28 - #readabookday advises on eleven things I would know if I read books and I do so I guess I'm done. Ta ta.

09-06-2016 06:38:34 - "People ask why Ann Coulter is here and it's because the Right to Life people wanted to see what an abortion looks like up close" - Rob #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 06:36:48 - "Ann Coulter, you have a face which would make doves cry" - (Prince - may have been a ghost, a large one) #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 06:17:43 - "I haven't seen Ann Coulter laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot" - David Spade #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 06:09:12 - "Don't be mad. At least I acknowledge the Holocaust. Ann Coulter doesn't even think it happened." - Nicki Glaser #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 06:07:41 - "The only one you (Ann Coulter) will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave" - Nicki Glaser #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 06:05:57 - "Ann Coulter has written eleven books ... twelve if you count "Mein Kampf" - Nicki Glaser #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 05:57:04 - "I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. There's Ann Coulter who this year won the Kentucky Derby." - Peyton Manning #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 05:38:05 - "Gay men love Ann Coulter ... because two minutes into hearing her speak they remember why they hate pussy" - Jewel #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 05:19:32 - "Last year we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets. Now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eyeholes in them." #LoweRoast

09-06-2016 05:13:28 - The #LoweRoast is available for steal on P2P. Get the torrent, have an illegal ball. Um, not you Coulter. You're not going to dig this.

09-06-2016 04:38:09 - American cops have scored 735 confirmed kills this year and, for them, America is like the Trump boys going to Africa to shoot lions.

09-06-2016 04:35:21 - #BlackLivesMatter protest stops flights at London City airport | Great success | Yank cops would have shot them
https://t.co/AeAUmnsgrx

09-06-2016 04:31:22 - #IfMenHadPeriods we would already know how to cure PMS so bring it on, Mama.

09-06-2016 04:26:57 - The thread #IfMenHadPeriods may beg for offensive louder than Twitter ever screamed for it.

09-06-2016 04:25:28 - In fact, we especially punch that fucking yapping Yorkie

09-06-2016 04:25:01 - #IfMenHadPeriods, you don't EVEN want to know what PMS would be like. We'll be telling fucking everybody. Then we punch, even your Yorkie.

09-06-2016 04:23:23 - #IfMenHadPeriods seems like the thread for getting huffy about trans but we share the pain that they can't get movie gigs for being boring.

09-06-2016 04:21:34 - #IfMenHadPeriods think of the NASCAR Tampon Shooting contests.

09-06-2016 04:18:10 - If America ever does really start a war, the country will be completely fucked as the generals have a lot of malice but zero mettle.