The good Reverend Silas T Sasquatch awakened in this morning, in his reverent way, and immediately headed to the toilet. It was in the toilet where the epiphany came and God boomed out of nowhere, sounding exactly like Bill Cosby, and said, "Reverend Silas T Sasquatch, I want you to talk about toilets."
Naturally, the good Reverend Silas T Sasquatch heeded that instruction and immediately recorded the video. Some people need two hours to awaken because they need a gallon or so of coffee to pretend they're not addicted to anything. Otherwise they could not judge people as much as they do. Frankly, we love screwing with them before they get their coffee because it's so, so easy.
Note: if'n y'all want to see something funny, take a look while they try to shake off caffeine addiction and, believe you me, cowboy, they will be shaking. I'm not addicted, noooo, not me. I'm just not that comfortable right now. It might have been something I ate, you know. You could offer them a joint but they will just get pissed off.
(Ed: they're all pissed-off anyway)
Good point, Sagacious Sam.
The video has been dispatched to the Recording Studio of the Heavens, conveniently located here in Fort Worth, TX. Yes, it's in the middle of blazing hell itself and you can't get anywhere closer without going to North Carolina. We just don't know where it is because, well, just like everyone else here, we don't fookin' care where it is.
Post-production should complete within a reasonably short time because, unlike anyone in Washington, when we say we will do something, we really do it.
But have a nice day in the toilet, if you possibly can and, obviously, this does not include North Carolina because that's the state where they invented NASCAR. You talk to an American about his driving and he will take it as an assault on his manhood thereby revealing there isn't a whole hell of a lot of manhood in him. I hear those nitwits driving hell for leather down the street outside and tell any one of those cowboys about his driving and he'll fookin' shoot you. Don't do that.
Note: these bozos are not driving 26 mph in a 25 mph which may be enough to titillate Morbid Millicent but we need a little bit more outrage than than that (i.e. highly-modified vehicles hittin' it hard) before we bring out the RPG.
Naturally, the good Reverend Silas T Sasquatch heeded that instruction and immediately recorded the video. Some people need two hours to awaken because they need a gallon or so of coffee to pretend they're not addicted to anything. Otherwise they could not judge people as much as they do. Frankly, we love screwing with them before they get their coffee because it's so, so easy.
Note: if'n y'all want to see something funny, take a look while they try to shake off caffeine addiction and, believe you me, cowboy, they will be shaking. I'm not addicted, noooo, not me. I'm just not that comfortable right now. It might have been something I ate, you know. You could offer them a joint but they will just get pissed off.
(Ed: they're all pissed-off anyway)
Good point, Sagacious Sam.
The video has been dispatched to the Recording Studio of the Heavens, conveniently located here in Fort Worth, TX. Yes, it's in the middle of blazing hell itself and you can't get anywhere closer without going to North Carolina. We just don't know where it is because, well, just like everyone else here, we don't fookin' care where it is.
Post-production should complete within a reasonably short time because, unlike anyone in Washington, when we say we will do something, we really do it.
But have a nice day in the toilet, if you possibly can and, obviously, this does not include North Carolina because that's the state where they invented NASCAR. You talk to an American about his driving and he will take it as an assault on his manhood thereby revealing there isn't a whole hell of a lot of manhood in him. I hear those nitwits driving hell for leather down the street outside and tell any one of those cowboys about his driving and he'll fookin' shoot you. Don't do that.
Note: these bozos are not driving 26 mph in a 25 mph which may be enough to titillate Morbid Millicent but we need a little bit more outrage than than that (i.e. highly-modified vehicles hittin' it hard) before we bring out the RPG.
6 comments:
making fun of coffee addiction while being so addicted to weed and smokes.
Even in the face of not having enough lung capacity to walk a flight of stairs
makes no sense but I am sure you will explain how it does
Talking to Americans about hypocrisy is a complete waste of time. They prize it and make politicians out of it.
I take it that since you are american by passport then
It's just paper and means nothing to me. You need one to travel so I get one. No more than that.
you became a US citizen
I travel without a US passport
I leave the country but travel on a UK passport from the destination. That way I don't get hassled.
I have a UK passport too. It means the same to me. It's only a ticket to ride.
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