Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Two of America's Most Dangerous Criminals Were Arrested Today

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield were arrested today in Washington for subversion, crimes against America, and making the best ice cream in the country.  They're Ben & Jerry and they were arrested as part of Democracy Awakening.  (CNN:  Co-founders of Ben & Jerry's arrested at Capitol)

You know Washington, right.  That's the town where Democrats get busted for jaywalking but Dennis Hastert still hasn't gone to jail for fucking boys.  Did you hear anyone in the GOP calling for his arrest?

Nope, me either ... but they sure busted Ben & Jerry and I'm sure the GOP knows from that how proud they make America.

Let's review, Washington yokels, you busted the ice cream guys but the identified boy fucker hasn't ever seen the inside of a jail cell.

(Ed:  relax, it's the GOP version of sharia law!)

How come they stone the ice cream guys into bloody pulps and give a free pass to the boy fucker?

(Ed:  what is making you think it is an intelligent sharia law when it isn't intelligent anywhere else?)

Good point.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They were arrested for blocking sidewalks during a demostration. Along with 300 other people
1200 since the demonstration started

Unknown said...

Hat tip to 'em! It doesn't seem like anyone gets too bent about it. If you're not pissing anyone off in your protest, it prob'ly ain't working.

Anonymous said...

If the only thing that people know about your protest is that two old hippies got arrested for something. Then the protest is pointless. Not too mention that 1200 had already been arrested. Still noone knows why they protesting Seems a tragic fail
They need a better PR agency

Unknown said...

Ben & Jerry made more reputations for themselves than two old hippies. Not to cop too much of a plea for the protest overall, trying to get any coverage at all for something anti-Establishment is not a high probability. There's no cop permitted is because you must get the publicity or the protest fails.