The American people aren't stupid and know the Pentagon is wrong but they're afraid of the Pentagon and chew their fingernails, wondering, "What if they're right?"
Well, li'l tadpole, if they're right then there's no question of it and we're all going to die.
If you're right that the Pentagon is just a bunch of malicious old fools with no future and no ideas, much like that idiot of an Attorney General who so blithely spouts platitudes which mean nothing at all, then you have nothing whatsoever to fear by burning every one of those evil bastards in his tracks and the entire world will thank you for it.
We have malignant swine like Jeanne Shaheen who want to censor Russia Today because there's nothing in the world which scares Washington more than truth since most of them are so distant from it they don't even recognize it anymore.
Joe McCarthy's undead corpse rose from the grave ... in New Hampshire.
I can never remember Attorney General Completely Forgettable's actual name since any time I think of him I just get an image of a rat. H. Ross Perot had the human rat gene as well but he was intelligent and Attorney General C.F. doesn't have the brain of a tub of tofu.
For ages, I thought the fear in America was for about, well, just about everything from mice to moose but the reality is the majority doesn't give a fuck about anything except they're shit scared of the Pentagon as is the rest of the world by those dim-witted, avaricious, pseudo-military lunatics.
Note: the Pentagon is just a fashion parade as few of them ever saw any real combat and their fruit salad is comprised more of badges than of medals. The majority of them are nothing more than poser charlatans with major cases of penile inadequacy.
Perhaps you saw the debacle this week with the T-45 military training aircraft which is so bad with oxygen problems that instructors refused to fly it and now all those aircraft are grounded but pilots were saying they were suffering multiple episodes with failed oxygen systems every week. It took a general strike by the instructors before the Pentagon even noticed.
There are some things we can do to help Washington and one possibility is to set up a GoFundMe on behalf of Jeanne Shaheen to provide funds for her campaign to defend and demobilize the military. She will like that, won't she.
Before there was much checking of mail order, it was possible to order C.O.D. bowling balls for people you don't like but GoFundMe is so much better in that way since it's not difficult to return the bowling ball but the smell of this won't wash off.
"Goddamn those bastards! They made me sound like a Democrat. I fucking hate them." - Senator Jeanne Shaheen (Democrat, NH)
How about another GoFundMe campaign to provide a cadre of comfort girls for the Secret Service so they don't keep getting busted going to street hookers as there was another yesterday. Now that's just embarrassing for all of us so let's crowdsource the funding for comfort girls for the Secret Service.
We need to help them find hookers; it's the least we, as good Americans, can do for Washington and the security of this great nation. Help these great patriots find hookers and cocaine when they want such things; everyone else in Washington has that freedom so the Secret Service should as well.
Note: you can get the comfort girls from Korea since that's where Japan got them during WWII and it's amusing today that Japanese don't understand why everyone in Asia hates them (shrug).
I do like that last one since they will probably send the Brain Police around for doing Shaheen like that but the campaign for comfort girls for the Secret Service could work out and that could be some funny shit if CNN takes it seriously.
"Would you look at what those bastard Republicans did now? They aren't even willing to pay for their own hookers and expect us to do it. This is a fucking hooker tax!" - Rachel Maddow (on whatever wastrel of a network connects her)
That would be priceless. This may have to happen.
Well, li'l tadpole, if they're right then there's no question of it and we're all going to die.
If you're right that the Pentagon is just a bunch of malicious old fools with no future and no ideas, much like that idiot of an Attorney General who so blithely spouts platitudes which mean nothing at all, then you have nothing whatsoever to fear by burning every one of those evil bastards in his tracks and the entire world will thank you for it.
We have malignant swine like Jeanne Shaheen who want to censor Russia Today because there's nothing in the world which scares Washington more than truth since most of them are so distant from it they don't even recognize it anymore.
Joe McCarthy's undead corpse rose from the grave ... in New Hampshire.
I can never remember Attorney General Completely Forgettable's actual name since any time I think of him I just get an image of a rat. H. Ross Perot had the human rat gene as well but he was intelligent and Attorney General C.F. doesn't have the brain of a tub of tofu.
For ages, I thought the fear in America was for about, well, just about everything from mice to moose but the reality is the majority doesn't give a fuck about anything except they're shit scared of the Pentagon as is the rest of the world by those dim-witted, avaricious, pseudo-military lunatics.
Note: the Pentagon is just a fashion parade as few of them ever saw any real combat and their fruit salad is comprised more of badges than of medals. The majority of them are nothing more than poser charlatans with major cases of penile inadequacy.
Perhaps you saw the debacle this week with the T-45 military training aircraft which is so bad with oxygen problems that instructors refused to fly it and now all those aircraft are grounded but pilots were saying they were suffering multiple episodes with failed oxygen systems every week. It took a general strike by the instructors before the Pentagon even noticed.
There are some things we can do to help Washington and one possibility is to set up a GoFundMe on behalf of Jeanne Shaheen to provide funds for her campaign to defend and demobilize the military. She will like that, won't she.
Before there was much checking of mail order, it was possible to order C.O.D. bowling balls for people you don't like but GoFundMe is so much better in that way since it's not difficult to return the bowling ball but the smell of this won't wash off.
"Goddamn those bastards! They made me sound like a Democrat. I fucking hate them." - Senator Jeanne Shaheen (Democrat, NH)
How about another GoFundMe campaign to provide a cadre of comfort girls for the Secret Service so they don't keep getting busted going to street hookers as there was another yesterday. Now that's just embarrassing for all of us so let's crowdsource the funding for comfort girls for the Secret Service.
We need to help them find hookers; it's the least we, as good Americans, can do for Washington and the security of this great nation. Help these great patriots find hookers and cocaine when they want such things; everyone else in Washington has that freedom so the Secret Service should as well.
Note: you can get the comfort girls from Korea since that's where Japan got them during WWII and it's amusing today that Japanese don't understand why everyone in Asia hates them (shrug).
I do like that last one since they will probably send the Brain Police around for doing Shaheen like that but the campaign for comfort girls for the Secret Service could work out and that could be some funny shit if CNN takes it seriously.
"Would you look at what those bastard Republicans did now? They aren't even willing to pay for their own hookers and expect us to do it. This is a fucking hooker tax!" - Rachel Maddow (on whatever wastrel of a network connects her)
That would be priceless. This may have to happen.
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