Thursday, April 6, 2017

Lewis Black Explains Why Men Really Don't Like Balls

On the Lewis Black F.U.C.K.U site, he advises us on why men do not want threesomes.

It's the balls, isn't it, mates.  We don't much care about our own balls so long as they seem more or less content and are reasonably functional.  Beyond that, we don't want to see balls ... ever ... anywhere.

Lewis Black advises three-way sex is too complicated since it must like trying to choreograph a Broadway stage play in which people have strict instructions as to when they can or cannot be on-stage.

When you're fed-up with the bullshit Shirley Temple Fuck you in the Face Tour by just about every sanctimonious and malfeasant fucktard who so much as breathed the stinking air in Washington, it's time for Lewis Black.

Ed:  did you just deliver Lewis Black's set?

Nope as he's quite capable of blistering those insignificant throttlebottoms in his own unique way.  You can go for the Borden's white milk solution from Stephen Colbert or you can come out to where the really bad ones play and we really don't fucking like balls.

Ed:  you already covered that

Yah but milquetoasts like Colbert never will so that's why we need Lewis Black:  balls advice.


F.U.C.K.U is the Frustrated Union of Cynical Kindreds Universal

You know you're one of us.  Just say, "Fuck it, man.  I'm in.  I don't want any other balls but mine in the bed either.  You're right, Lewis.  You're so fucking right."

See, was that so hard.


You may also notice in the video, Lewis Black has gone to the Dark Side and he's using an iPad for his notes during his concerts.

If you start using emojis, Herr Black, we love you but we we will stab you.  Just fucking don't.

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