Sunday, April 23, 2017

Finally, the Much-Venerated Side Boob Shot is Caught in the Wild

Presenting the Side Boob takes years of practice and should not be attempted by non-professionals.  This should also not be attempted by the heavily-beboobed since sometimes those mamas will make a dash for freedom and the enlightened of today call that a nip slip.



Ed:  what does she professionally do?

Unknown but she's got the side boob pose down.  She even has a tat so people can be sure of what they are seeing and that's helpful.  That's the mark of a true professional.



In case you're not convinced the Earth flew threw a field of intense Gamma 9 radiation then the next should do it.

WTF is this?


São Paulo, Brazil

A competitor poses during the Arnold Classic South America bodybuilding event

Photograph: Nacho Doce/Reuters

Relax is it could be worse; you could be related to it and then this beast will come to visit your house.


There is an answer to the Gamma 9 radiation, however.


Aitrang, Germany

An Indian runner duck searches for food on a snow-covered meadow

Photograph: Karl-Josef Hildenbrand/AP


This is typically known as ostrichism and it's frequently practiced by the Middle Class, particularly with regard to radiation.  Now we discover ducks do it too.


Ed:  what is Gamma 9 radiation?

It shoots out of black holes after excitation of the interdimensional flux.

Ed:  the flux capacitor?

Noooo, since that stores up the energy and then explodes.  Gamma 9 radiation is quite different and is a significant factor in teleportation between dimensions.

Ed:  is any of this true?

Dunno ... ask the duck.

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