What happens when you put a Russian Matryoshka doll in a hydraulic press. You've got to know, right? (WIKI: Matryoshka doll)
Note: it's everything you hope since no-one likes Matryoshka dolls, even Russians. We know that because it's a Russian man running the press.
Go ahead and watch. You know you want to.
Wood mostly explodes but it does look kind of cool. The Matryoshka doll is the best part and he saves that for last.
Ed: time-wasting rubbish!
Oh, right. America has become obsessed with Michael Flynn's bathroom habits and you will tell me this is trivial. Uh huh.
Ed: is this another damn metaphor?
Of course. No matter what your problem, a five-ton hydraulic press will fix it.
Ed: I doubt that problem will think it's fixed!
After it's been crushed in a hydraulic press, it really doesn't matter what it thinks. This problem is solved. Move along, move along.
Note: it's everything you hope since no-one likes Matryoshka dolls, even Russians. We know that because it's a Russian man running the press.
Go ahead and watch. You know you want to.
Wood mostly explodes but it does look kind of cool. The Matryoshka doll is the best part and he saves that for last.
Ed: time-wasting rubbish!
Oh, right. America has become obsessed with Michael Flynn's bathroom habits and you will tell me this is trivial. Uh huh.
Ed: is this another damn metaphor?
Of course. No matter what your problem, a five-ton hydraulic press will fix it.
Ed: I doubt that problem will think it's fixed!
After it's been crushed in a hydraulic press, it really doesn't matter what it thinks. This problem is solved. Move along, move along.
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