Tuesday, April 18, 2017

After Tanking the British Pound, Theresa May is Runnin' Like a Scalded Dog

Just now the British pound is trading for almost as low as the Euro and that genius is owned entirely by Theresa May and Nigel Farage, the Lord Grand Poohbahs of the Empty Royal Exchequer.

Now that the pound is gutted, Theresa May is taking the bravest route possible ... run like a crazed dog before it all falls down with the BREXIT vote.  (The Guardian:  Theresa May calls for UK general election on 8 June)

"I didn't want to do it.  They made me do it," she cries ever so plaintively.

Keerist, cry me a fuckin' river, lady, but do it on the way out.

“The country is coming together but Westminster is not. Labour have threatened to vote against the final agreement we reach. The Lib Dems have said they want to grind the business of government to a standstill. Unelected members of the House of Lords have vowed to fight us every step of the way.”

- Guardian

Oh, sure, England came together when we have been seeing borderline race riots ever since she was elected.

  • The Royal Navy is now such a joke they should switch to rubber ducks.
  • RN Trident tests have launched toward America so they obviously have no idea what they're doing.
  • Tories have so raped the economy that they can't even find troops for the military anymore.
  • Theresa May has made Britain the straight man to Donald Trump's Three Stooges.

Oh yeah, England came together.  Even Hugh Grant made a better PM than she did.

Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm such a fucking victim
a wimpy, whiny victim
but it wasn't only me
I'm just like Hillary
We got so burned by the men
those motherfucking men
they roll us and then
they just fucked us again

- Theresa May

Say, there, Theresa, are you whining or scripting a porno movie?  Dayum, girl.  You're pitiful.

Theresa:  it was the men who did it, those misogynistic bastards

If you can't be good, have a scapegoat, huh?

Theresa:  you must be a man, a damn pig; you're offal on the face of the Earth

Take it easy.  You can get accustomed to being hated.  I learned.  Ever'body fuckin' hates liberals.  We're crazy, stoned, gay, stupid, and we probably eat monkeys, don'tcha know.

So you got fired.  Suck it up.

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