Well, fuck, I blew the whole article in the title.
(Ed: you been watching Lewis Black again?)
How did you guess?
It will be one twisted trip to see what turns out on What's Hot today and I really don't distort it to my pleasure. How do you know this? Because I'm not the fucking government. My shit is true or I don't fucking write it.
(Ed: are you laughing at your own jokes?)
Nah, but I do get a smile. Lewis Black can do it deadpan and he's the Master.
Get this, he's two fucking years older than me and in great shape. Overt rage is good for you. Not only that, it's fucking great for you and I hope he does his act until he's a hundred and fifty years old.
Why? Because America fucking needs him as if it takes itself any more seriously it will start shitting golf balls.
(Ed: you seriously say you post sweet articles?)
Yes, I do and what's the fucking problem with that. You don't fucking read them.
I posted yesterday on the church in Agios Andreas in Greece where there's more God than the entire Midwest of America. There's God in the preacher, in the people, and he's all over the fucking walls. (Ithaka: A Tiny Church in Agios Andreas for Easter in Greece)
It was the deepest spiritual experience in my life but do you read it? Fuck no. You won't do it because you want to know if you will grow a bigger dick with climate change. (Ithaka: Climate Change Will Make You More Sexy, Even Republicans (maybe))
But here's the tip: you won't but shrimp will. They will end up taking over the Earth and they will fucking deserve it.
(Ed: are you really this angry?)
Hell, yes, I am. I'm throwing chairs out of windows and bouncing shit off the walls because Lewis Black showed me it's good for you. I'm just trying to get healthy because it fucking worked for him.
But for the truth of the matter, it goes like this: music is my hope and also my solace. If I focus on my actual situation I'll explode into a million pieces, likely all weeping.
That went surprisingly well earlier ... but you probably won't fucking read that either. (Ithaka: I Fuckin' Did It - The Galaxy Guitar Still Sings)
(Ed: is this an attempt to distort the outcome for What's Hot?)
Blatantly. If CNN and Fox News can fucking do it then so can I.
(Ed: you been watching Lewis Black again?)
How did you guess?
It will be one twisted trip to see what turns out on What's Hot today and I really don't distort it to my pleasure. How do you know this? Because I'm not the fucking government. My shit is true or I don't fucking write it.
(Ed: are you laughing at your own jokes?)
Nah, but I do get a smile. Lewis Black can do it deadpan and he's the Master.
Get this, he's two fucking years older than me and in great shape. Overt rage is good for you. Not only that, it's fucking great for you and I hope he does his act until he's a hundred and fifty years old.
Why? Because America fucking needs him as if it takes itself any more seriously it will start shitting golf balls.
(Ed: you seriously say you post sweet articles?)
Yes, I do and what's the fucking problem with that. You don't fucking read them.
I posted yesterday on the church in Agios Andreas in Greece where there's more God than the entire Midwest of America. There's God in the preacher, in the people, and he's all over the fucking walls. (Ithaka: A Tiny Church in Agios Andreas for Easter in Greece)
It was the deepest spiritual experience in my life but do you read it? Fuck no. You won't do it because you want to know if you will grow a bigger dick with climate change. (Ithaka: Climate Change Will Make You More Sexy, Even Republicans (maybe))
But here's the tip: you won't but shrimp will. They will end up taking over the Earth and they will fucking deserve it.
(Ed: are you really this angry?)
Hell, yes, I am. I'm throwing chairs out of windows and bouncing shit off the walls because Lewis Black showed me it's good for you. I'm just trying to get healthy because it fucking worked for him.
But for the truth of the matter, it goes like this: music is my hope and also my solace. If I focus on my actual situation I'll explode into a million pieces, likely all weeping.
That went surprisingly well earlier ... but you probably won't fucking read that either. (Ithaka: I Fuckin' Did It - The Galaxy Guitar Still Sings)
(Ed: is this an attempt to distort the outcome for What's Hot?)
Blatantly. If CNN and Fox News can fucking do it then so can I.
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