The owner of a Nevada cathouse said he gets offers from three or four girls a month who want to sell their virginity but this one, see, this one was different. Apparently he was right because the current highest bid for the dastardly dash into deviling debauchery is going for $400K and, hot damn, that's some expensive poontang. (RT: eBae: 21yo woman auctions off virginity to help cash-strapped family)
For $400K, you get to play Dallas Safari Club with this young lady who is getting into this with questionable thoughtfulness but definitely good intensions. She's twenty-one so her experience is improbable unless she uses the standard oral / anal dodges since, well, technically I'm still a virgin, right. In any case, when you're dealing with a young lady whose previous attempts at sex have regarded the rules like she's playing Twister with the space aliens in Men in Black then likely your best guide for the encounter isn't a sex manual but a ouija board ... or a copy of the National Enquirer.
In the span of two articles, we have gone from 'every sperm is sacred' to nothing whatsoever is sacred so do fasten your spiritual seatbelts and return your seats to the upright position.
It gets better as she currently offers at the (world famous) Kit Kat Ranch her 'girlfriend experience' and, well, we don't want to know.
Be sure to visit if you happen to be in the neighborhood to get your car painted and you already know the punchline to that so I'm not going to do it.
Nope, the Silas is bailing on this one because we got so quickly to truck & auto salvage that we see clearly there is no salvaging whatever is happening in this story. This one is officially too weird for the Silas.
For $400K, you get to play Dallas Safari Club with this young lady who is getting into this with questionable thoughtfulness but definitely good intensions. She's twenty-one so her experience is improbable unless she uses the standard oral / anal dodges since, well, technically I'm still a virgin, right. In any case, when you're dealing with a young lady whose previous attempts at sex have regarded the rules like she's playing Twister with the space aliens in Men in Black then likely your best guide for the encounter isn't a sex manual but a ouija board ... or a copy of the National Enquirer.
In the span of two articles, we have gone from 'every sperm is sacred' to nothing whatsoever is sacred so do fasten your spiritual seatbelts and return your seats to the upright position.
It gets better as she currently offers at the (world famous) Kit Kat Ranch her 'girlfriend experience' and, well, we don't want to know.
Be sure to visit if you happen to be in the neighborhood to get your car painted and you already know the punchline to that so I'm not going to do it.
Nope, the Silas is bailing on this one because we got so quickly to truck & auto salvage that we see clearly there is no salvaging whatever is happening in this story. This one is officially too weird for the Silas.
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