Ain't this a bitch as next we will discover Area 51 is really just the new site for manufacturing Oreo Cookies, America's Favorite Foreign-Made Cookie, and that Elvis isn't really dead since he's been gigging in Area 51 for years because he got sick of all the attention. How dare they solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. (Scientific American: Mystery of Bermuda Triangle may have finally been solved)
The explanation sounds kind of credible so this is a disaster. Next maybe we will even find there are no dead space aliens in lockers at Wright Patterson AFB and JFK isn't dead either.
There was a giant roaring sound as conspiracy theories and miscellaneous bunkum collapsed to the ground just like the ...
Note: I'm not going to say it since you're there already.
These topics are some of America's favorite discussions and if we discover Hillary Clinton isn't really gay then we will only be left with why Brad and Angelina broke up and anyone who cares should be disemboweled with a rusty spoon.
We need a National Day of Mourning behind this and maybe a statue of a horse riding a man. There's no way that works but (shrug) most of the conspiracy theories don't work anyway. If Elvis were still alive, he wouldn't be able to remember his lyrics anymore and, if JFK were still alive, he might be writing books about whether he nailed more groupies than Gene Simmons.
It's ok if we bust JFK's ass now since most current old Democrats now view Reagan with as much reverence as Republicans ... who often don't regard him revere him anymore. The trains switched tracks and they ain't really a'rollin' anywhere.
Next they may say the Creature of the Black Lagoon doesn't really exist and wtf?
They suck every molecule of joy out of life. Where's the soul in it if we won't freely believe demented crap. People will readily do that for politics but they get wimbly wambly wombly when it comes to the really cool stuff like the shape-shifting reptiles who live and work among us, just waiting for the right time.
Who needs talk about health care when we're about to be eaten by fucking lizards. Where are your priorities, America!
Cripes, next they will be telling us ducks didn't live with dinosaurs and make honking sounds at them.
But, here's a tip on that, Dagwood. They did. (Scientific American: While Dinosaurs Romped, Birdsongs Filled the Air in Balmy Antarctica)
Artist rendition of Vegavis iaai in their natural habitat.
The explanation sounds kind of credible so this is a disaster. Next maybe we will even find there are no dead space aliens in lockers at Wright Patterson AFB and JFK isn't dead either.
There was a giant roaring sound as conspiracy theories and miscellaneous bunkum collapsed to the ground just like the ...
Note: I'm not going to say it since you're there already.
These topics are some of America's favorite discussions and if we discover Hillary Clinton isn't really gay then we will only be left with why Brad and Angelina broke up and anyone who cares should be disemboweled with a rusty spoon.
We need a National Day of Mourning behind this and maybe a statue of a horse riding a man. There's no way that works but (shrug) most of the conspiracy theories don't work anyway. If Elvis were still alive, he wouldn't be able to remember his lyrics anymore and, if JFK were still alive, he might be writing books about whether he nailed more groupies than Gene Simmons.
It's ok if we bust JFK's ass now since most current old Democrats now view Reagan with as much reverence as Republicans ... who often don't regard him revere him anymore. The trains switched tracks and they ain't really a'rollin' anywhere.
Next they may say the Creature of the Black Lagoon doesn't really exist and wtf?
They suck every molecule of joy out of life. Where's the soul in it if we won't freely believe demented crap. People will readily do that for politics but they get wimbly wambly wombly when it comes to the really cool stuff like the shape-shifting reptiles who live and work among us, just waiting for the right time.
Who needs talk about health care when we're about to be eaten by fucking lizards. Where are your priorities, America!
Cripes, next they will be telling us ducks didn't live with dinosaurs and make honking sounds at them.
But, here's a tip on that, Dagwood. They did. (Scientific American: While Dinosaurs Romped, Birdsongs Filled the Air in Balmy Antarctica)
Credit: GABRIEL L. LIO, Argentine Museum of Natural Sciences Bernardino Rivadavia
It's only starting to get weird.
(Ed: so Hillary Clinton really is gay?)
Dunno, mate. Never dated her.
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Neither did any other man
I so much feel the love for that woman (larfs)
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