What Better Place to Walk Naked than a Land of Cane Toads, Giant Spiders, and Deadly Snakes

THE ANNUAL WALK NAKED IN AUSTRALIA DAY IS ON AGAIN!

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any

woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit

suicide.

So on Saturday at 1 p.m. all Aussie women are asked to walk out of

their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood

terrorists.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED
FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women  and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The Australian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless AUSTRALIA!

P.S.: IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 1 PERSON, YOU'RE A TERRORIST-SYMPATHIZING,  LILY-LIVERED COWARD AND ARE POSSIBLY AIDING AND ABETTING TERRORISTS; NOT ONLY THAT, IT ALSO MAKES ONE WONDER WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSSIE WOMEN WHO DO NOT SUPPORT THIS EFFORT OF THEIR SISTERS!