Silas is the Rockhouse Defense Force. That's a sure sign.
Toby the Dog started barking his fool head off like Godzilla approaches and he always knows when something is about ... but it isn't usually Godzilla ... just that one time a few years ago.
Toby did that tonight and Yevette was concerned because anyone approaching your place in the dark without permission is rightly assumed to be a Bad Guy.
So Silas sallied forth to determine if there's a Bad Guy. Prior to this gallant move, he took up The Whacker which is a huge flashlight needing three "C" batteries to work.
See, Silas will sneak up on the Bad Guy and then nail him with The Whacker, thus saving the moment, and retire the hero!
(Ed: do seriously believe that will work?)
No fookin' way.
This is the game plan: if it's a cat which it most likely is then I'm golden and otherwise I'm completely screwed. It's not about being heroic but rather it's cat gambling.
wtf, I must as well go out with The Whacker as running is highly out of the question. The rule is I may get one Whack so don't fookin' miss (larfs).
(Ed: what happened to Lao-Tze?)
He can screw himself. When you're the only thing between the Bad Guy and a woman, what will you do ... talk him into pacifism? (larfs)
Maybe gunners jump up and down to hoot ... see, I told you he was a Whacker, just like us.
Calm down, cabron, I'm not anything like you. That logic is the same as the Army morality bulldozer corps uses to mow down your beliefs. Standing between a creep and a woman is sure the natural human reaction. It is never the natural human reaction to go somewhere I've never been, to kill people I would probably have never known, for reasons which make no logical sense to anyone. Sure, that's so much human nature, isn't it. (loud raspberry)
Besides, it's easy to be brave when you're screwed anyway (larfs some more). You will kill me? Fark, at least you can't send me to Vietnam (flips bird).
Toby the Dog started barking his fool head off like Godzilla approaches and he always knows when something is about ... but it isn't usually Godzilla ... just that one time a few years ago.
Toby did that tonight and Yevette was concerned because anyone approaching your place in the dark without permission is rightly assumed to be a Bad Guy.
So Silas sallied forth to determine if there's a Bad Guy. Prior to this gallant move, he took up The Whacker which is a huge flashlight needing three "C" batteries to work.
See, Silas will sneak up on the Bad Guy and then nail him with The Whacker, thus saving the moment, and retire the hero!
(Ed: do seriously believe that will work?)
No fookin' way.
This is the game plan: if it's a cat which it most likely is then I'm golden and otherwise I'm completely screwed. It's not about being heroic but rather it's cat gambling.
wtf, I must as well go out with The Whacker as running is highly out of the question. The rule is I may get one Whack so don't fookin' miss (larfs).
(Ed: what happened to Lao-Tze?)
He can screw himself. When you're the only thing between the Bad Guy and a woman, what will you do ... talk him into pacifism? (larfs)
Maybe gunners jump up and down to hoot ... see, I told you he was a Whacker, just like us.
Calm down, cabron, I'm not anything like you. That logic is the same as the Army morality bulldozer corps uses to mow down your beliefs. Standing between a creep and a woman is sure the natural human reaction. It is never the natural human reaction to go somewhere I've never been, to kill people I would probably have never known, for reasons which make no logical sense to anyone. Sure, that's so much human nature, isn't it. (loud raspberry)
Besides, it's easy to be brave when you're screwed anyway (larfs some more). You will kill me? Fark, at least you can't send me to Vietnam (flips bird).
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Okay, I'm on the edge of my seat, what happened? Did you survive the invasion? And isn't it a Texas state law that everyone must own a gun? Do I have to tune in next week to see what happens to our hero?
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