Teams are aligning themselves with Ozzy Osbourne or with Sharon Osbourne to play who's the bitch. This is something which can keep social networks amused for years. Hey y'all, let's watch Ozzy destroy himself in the Ozzy Osbourne Dating Game.
Sharon Osbourne has put up with the RL bullshit from the Prince of Darkness for decades and we imagine he must have put up with some as well but whatever came they survived all that time. She has got to be one seriously tough female to handle it and she has also been his tour manager.
Are you seriously thinking Ozzy can place a telephone call by himself.
We don't care who has the white hat or the black hat but we do care about one of the longest-running relationships in rock. We don't believe this will ever go to divorce as he's finished without her. He seriously needs to wise up or he's likely to be an ex-Prince of Darkness in relatively short order.
We have known of the situation for a while but were mixed on whether this distraction is worth pulling away from the focus of fifteen hundred live nukes in the country. Those two have been behind some of the most twisted stories in rock and this was no pose like Alice Cooper who was really just a glorified golfer. Cooper could pose all he liked but the Osbournes did all their stuff for real. Need a reason for why Cooper is gone and Ozzy still gigs?
In high school, "I'm Eighteen" was kind of cool but that faded fast when we saw the act was all fake. Don't be posing as one of the bad boys when the Stones could crush with badness without even breaking a sweat. Same with Keith Moon of The Who and he died for it but no-one will ever say he was not a bad-ass.
Note: when I can get a real Apple keyboard (i.e. full-size), I will conduct the Ritual of Flames and burn the Low-Profile Snakebite Keyboard in them. It doesn't really deserve them but we see Ritual of Flames as a gesture of contempt because the thing is too diseased to sell and wouldn't fetch much anyway. Therefore, burn that bitch.
Sharon Osbourne has put up with the RL bullshit from the Prince of Darkness for decades and we imagine he must have put up with some as well but whatever came they survived all that time. She has got to be one seriously tough female to handle it and she has also been his tour manager.
Are you seriously thinking Ozzy can place a telephone call by himself.
We don't care who has the white hat or the black hat but we do care about one of the longest-running relationships in rock. We don't believe this will ever go to divorce as he's finished without her. He seriously needs to wise up or he's likely to be an ex-Prince of Darkness in relatively short order.
We have known of the situation for a while but were mixed on whether this distraction is worth pulling away from the focus of fifteen hundred live nukes in the country. Those two have been behind some of the most twisted stories in rock and this was no pose like Alice Cooper who was really just a glorified golfer. Cooper could pose all he liked but the Osbournes did all their stuff for real. Need a reason for why Cooper is gone and Ozzy still gigs?
In high school, "I'm Eighteen" was kind of cool but that faded fast when we saw the act was all fake. Don't be posing as one of the bad boys when the Stones could crush with badness without even breaking a sweat. Same with Keith Moon of The Who and he died for it but no-one will ever say he was not a bad-ass.
Note: when I can get a real Apple keyboard (i.e. full-size), I will conduct the Ritual of Flames and burn the Low-Profile Snakebite Keyboard in them. It doesn't really deserve them but we see Ritual of Flames as a gesture of contempt because the thing is too diseased to sell and wouldn't fetch much anyway. Therefore, burn that bitch.
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