The NSA is overwhelmed by too much data to analyze and any first-year programmer could have told them the problem but the government is always so much smarter than the proles, isn't it. (RT: NSA whistleblower: ‘Mass surveillance makes intelligence community less efficient’)
The NSA tried to build Colossus since apparently they didn't watch the movie as it did not turn out well. The object was to catch all cellphone traffic and everything else around the world and now, I, the NSA Colossus will rule the world (cough).
Note: check out megalomania and (joy) there is a cure.
So the short read is the NSA went into pervert overload because of dick pics from Antony Wiener (?) and a blue million sexting messages from kids. Even Vonnegut couldn't make satire out of this because it's simply too ludicrous to consider.
(Ed: easy. Kill the power and kill the Bluffdale Kingdom of the NSA Perverts Home.)
NO! That won't even take them down. Kill the UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) and then kill the power. That will result in a hard down and it will take much, much longer to come back up. The UPS has to be outside the building because it has enormous cooling requirements.
(Ed: are you recommending anyone do that?)
Nope, it's patently obvious and anyone who wants to do it knows it already. There's probably nothing so easy to defeat as something convinced of its own intelligence.
(Ed: isn't that you?)
I don't believe so but one always has to be aware of the possibilities. Almost every day I look at Science Daily to get a glimpse of what the brainiacs are doing and you may not see humility but it's there.
(Ed: how so?)
I'm not one of the brainiacs (larfs).
The so-called greatest intelligence-gathering empire in the world takes a dive because of up-skirt shots and miscellaneous cheesy porno. Who could even make up crap like this!
The NSA tried to build Colossus since apparently they didn't watch the movie as it did not turn out well. The object was to catch all cellphone traffic and everything else around the world and now, I, the NSA Colossus will rule the world (cough).
Note: check out megalomania and (joy) there is a cure.
So the short read is the NSA went into pervert overload because of dick pics from Antony Wiener (?) and a blue million sexting messages from kids. Even Vonnegut couldn't make satire out of this because it's simply too ludicrous to consider.
(Ed: easy. Kill the power and kill the Bluffdale Kingdom of the NSA Perverts Home.)
NO! That won't even take them down. Kill the UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) and then kill the power. That will result in a hard down and it will take much, much longer to come back up. The UPS has to be outside the building because it has enormous cooling requirements.
(Ed: are you recommending anyone do that?)
Nope, it's patently obvious and anyone who wants to do it knows it already. There's probably nothing so easy to defeat as something convinced of its own intelligence.
(Ed: isn't that you?)
I don't believe so but one always has to be aware of the possibilities. Almost every day I look at Science Daily to get a glimpse of what the brainiacs are doing and you may not see humility but it's there.
(Ed: how so?)
I'm not one of the brainiacs (larfs).
The so-called greatest intelligence-gathering empire in the world takes a dive because of up-skirt shots and miscellaneous cheesy porno. Who could even make up crap like this!
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