Sorry if that triggers memories of a song which never should have been heard in the first place but you knew better ... what did you fookin' expect from a band named The Hollies. My expectation is a bunch of big hair blondies with large breasts and all of them wear the same style of mini-skirt with thigh-high boots.
(Ed: twisted)
Yah! But (sob) that's not what they were.
The problem is coming to grips with my mother's sex change and mostly because she took the name "Sue."
(Ed: A Boy Named "Sue?")
Right. Tragic, ain't it. Adjusting to the sex change isn't such a big deal as he says he has a hell of a game of golf now but he took to the name of a cheesy pop song.
(Ed: yah, that is awful, isn't it. Does he expect you to play golf?)
Nah, he knows I can accept the sex change but I'm not going to waste a perfectly good walk by carrying golf clubs.
(Ed: you don't have to carry them because a caddy will do it)
Ah, right. So I ruin his walk instead.
(Ed: well, rent a golf cart!)
There's the perfect solution. Now I won't walk anywhere!
It could be worse, tho ...
(Ed: Scarlet Johannsen?)
Um, not exactly, Fiero Muchacho. Dat's a robo.
Some M.I.T. Lothario built her and says he has been obsessed with building such a robot since he was a kid. The AI did not seem all that remarkable and apparently he has focused his attentions on her cosmetic aspect plus her movements, to some extent. For example, her arms, hands, and fingers move. (Mirror: Man builds 'Scarlett Johansson' robot from scratch to 'fulfil childhood dream' - and it's scarily lifelike)
(Ed: what can she do with them?)
You saw why he built the robot. Do you seriously want to know?? We are quite sure we don't.
Get this ... the robo winks. The fookin' robo winks at you. Did you ever in yer worst Bizzaro nightmare ever imagine a hot 'bot robo winking at you??
Aaaaiiiiyyyeeeeee!!!
So what happens if Trans Sue meets Robo Scarlet ... will all the springs come shooting out of the M.I.T. guy's head??
(Ed: betting he goes berserk)
Good chance, mate. He doesn't sound all that stable anyway.
Q. You seriously spent twenty years building a sex 'bot? Did it ever occur to you meeting a girl can happen in ten minutes if you're reasonably much not an asshole and are actually capable of listening to her speak.
(Ed: maybe it didn't)
Yah, it's been twenty years and does not seem to have occurred to him yet.
(State Rep. Debbie Riddle (R, TX): which bathroom will she use?)
Um, someone want to explain to the nong nong that robos don't use toilets? Time to blow some of the heathen loco weed and robots ain't allowed.
(Ed: twisted)
Yah! But (sob) that's not what they were.
The problem is coming to grips with my mother's sex change and mostly because she took the name "Sue."
(Ed: A Boy Named "Sue?")
Right. Tragic, ain't it. Adjusting to the sex change isn't such a big deal as he says he has a hell of a game of golf now but he took to the name of a cheesy pop song.
(Ed: yah, that is awful, isn't it. Does he expect you to play golf?)
Nah, he knows I can accept the sex change but I'm not going to waste a perfectly good walk by carrying golf clubs.
(Ed: you don't have to carry them because a caddy will do it)
Ah, right. So I ruin his walk instead.
(Ed: well, rent a golf cart!)
There's the perfect solution. Now I won't walk anywhere!
It could be worse, tho ...
(Ed: Scarlet Johannsen?)
Um, not exactly, Fiero Muchacho. Dat's a robo.
Some M.I.T. Lothario built her and says he has been obsessed with building such a robot since he was a kid. The AI did not seem all that remarkable and apparently he has focused his attentions on her cosmetic aspect plus her movements, to some extent. For example, her arms, hands, and fingers move. (Mirror: Man builds 'Scarlett Johansson' robot from scratch to 'fulfil childhood dream' - and it's scarily lifelike)
(Ed: what can she do with them?)
You saw why he built the robot. Do you seriously want to know?? We are quite sure we don't.
Get this ... the robo winks. The fookin' robo winks at you. Did you ever in yer worst Bizzaro nightmare ever imagine a hot 'bot robo winking at you??
Aaaaiiiiyyyeeeeee!!!
So what happens if Trans Sue meets Robo Scarlet ... will all the springs come shooting out of the M.I.T. guy's head??
(Ed: betting he goes berserk)
Good chance, mate. He doesn't sound all that stable anyway.
Q. You seriously spent twenty years building a sex 'bot? Did it ever occur to you meeting a girl can happen in ten minutes if you're reasonably much not an asshole and are actually capable of listening to her speak.
(Ed: maybe it didn't)
Yah, it's been twenty years and does not seem to have occurred to him yet.
(State Rep. Debbie Riddle (R, TX): which bathroom will she use?)
Um, someone want to explain to the nong nong that robos don't use toilets? Time to blow some of the heathen loco weed and robots ain't allowed.
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