Reefer doesn't make things funny but rather life does and it ain't that funny just now what with explosions and what not.
Irony isn't funny either but it exists when the second-biggest terrorist attack in American history was executed by right-wing American extremists, Timothy McVeigh and others whose names are not worth remembering.
McVeigh thought he was a warrior for Jesus or some idiot thing and he wasn't even stupid, lighting a 130 IQ. Intelligence gives no immunity against depravity.
If you're wanting some funny, give a dog some peanut butter and watch him eat it.
Or put some tape on a cat's back. That will make the cat think it's underneath something and will crouch down so it doesn't rub against it.
(Ed: they love rubbing against your legs)
Yah, until you kick them.
(Ed: you don't do that!)
Nah, but I sure think about it. That shit is creepy.
So, got a spliff, my brother. Let's blow a little reefer and screw with helpless animals ... but it's so damn funny to watch.
And, yah, what color does a chameleon turn when you put it on a mirror?
(Ed: it doesn't turn color, it explodes. Same thing happens when you put a chicken in a microwave.)
No way you did that, you vile bastard!
(Ed: nah, but I did with an egg. Does that count?)
Only if you do it on a workplace microwave. Do not count on continued employment, tho. We're guessing you already know that.
Irony isn't funny either but it exists when the second-biggest terrorist attack in American history was executed by right-wing American extremists, Timothy McVeigh and others whose names are not worth remembering.
McVeigh thought he was a warrior for Jesus or some idiot thing and he wasn't even stupid, lighting a 130 IQ. Intelligence gives no immunity against depravity.
If you're wanting some funny, give a dog some peanut butter and watch him eat it.
Or put some tape on a cat's back. That will make the cat think it's underneath something and will crouch down so it doesn't rub against it.
(Ed: they love rubbing against your legs)
Yah, until you kick them.
(Ed: you don't do that!)
Nah, but I sure think about it. That shit is creepy.
So, got a spliff, my brother. Let's blow a little reefer and screw with helpless animals ... but it's so damn funny to watch.
And, yah, what color does a chameleon turn when you put it on a mirror?
(Ed: it doesn't turn color, it explodes. Same thing happens when you put a chicken in a microwave.)
No way you did that, you vile bastard!
(Ed: nah, but I did with an egg. Does that count?)
Only if you do it on a workplace microwave. Do not count on continued employment, tho. We're guessing you already know that.
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