Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Conservative Political Groups - Too Big to Nail

Just as American banks are too big to fail and the government does not interfere in what they do, so conservative political groups are too big to nail so auditing them is not permissible.  Said President Obama, investigation of these groups by the Internal Revenue Service was 'intolerable and inexcusable.'

Of course Obama is right as what is more obviously a political activity than demanding for years to see the President's birth certificate, claiming that he is a Muslim, or any of the many other things of this nature.  Of course they're political as they're stupid and they accomplish nothing, what could be any more obviously political.

After resolving to change its approach, the Internal Revenue Service made a formal statement in which they said, "We were wrong to focus on conservative political groups.  The Koch brothers contribute hundreds of millions of dollars to subverting the political process, more money than the vast majority of Americans will ever see in their lives, but this is how democracy works and who are we to investigate what becomes of the money."

The IRS continued, "Moreover, the engagement of conservative political groups in an artificial  and contrived investigation of the Benghazi incident is a perfectly rational and reasonable political endeavour.  That these groups never did this after the multiple times this type of incident took place during the Bush administration was simply because so much of their time was wasted on deflecting the treasonous activities of Democrats."

In closing the IRS said, "We will now return to what we do best:  bringing down the middle class of the United States through harassing audits, seizure of property, and imprisonment as with Wesley Snipes."

Clifford Baumgartner of AP asked the IRS representative if he thought President Obama was spineless for telling the IRS to back off, he said, "You tell me, Bubba.  Are we still in fuckin' Guantanamo or what?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your brush is as broad as your blindfold!

Unknown said...

Please do try re-reading what you just wrote and tell me again about a broad brush. Kisses! (laughs)

Anonymous said...

nevermind the blindfold, your eyes would need to be open.

Unknown said...

That's just a cheap dodge. No kisses this time.