Thursday, April 20, 2017

VP Mike Pence Brandishes his Sword and Looks, Oh, So Macho

RT:  ‘Sword stands ready’: Pence vows ‘overwhelming & effective’ response to N. Korean attacks

Mikey, are you fucking serious?  Who writes your material?  Kee-rist.  Send them back to Marvel Comics and maybe we can get something done, huh?

By the way, Mikey, that sword looks a lot like a penknife.

US Vice President Mike Pence has issued a fresh warning to North Korea, saying that Washington will counter any potential attack with an “overwhelming and effective” response.

Speaking from the deck of the aircraft carrier ‘USS Ronald Reagan’, docked in Yokosuka, Japan, Pence told 2,500 American sailors that North Korea is “the most dangerous and urgent threat to peace and security in the Asia-Pacific.”

- RT

Au contraire, Mikey, as you are the most dangerous threat to peace in the world and the only experience in your life was killing Planned Parenthood in wherever the fuck you lived.  No wonder the men dig your sword, huh?

Tip:  paper tigers don't have swords.

“The United States of America will always seek peace, but under President Trump, the shield stands guard and the sword stands ready,” he said, as quoted by AP.

- RT

I don't know about you, mates, but he's turning me on.

All the men dig him.

US Vice President Mike Pence speaks aboard the USS Ronald Reagan in Yokosuka, Japan, April 19, 2017 © Tomohiro Ohsumi / Reuters

Ed:  lighten up.  He's on an aircraft carrier so what choice do they have?  It was either this or fucking watch "Apocalypse Now" again.

Well, here's one.  She's a much better choice and let's ask her if she cares about Mike Pence's sword.

Whoops, too late.  Just after the picture was taken, she was eaten by a shark in front of all her selfie cams.  Thankfully, it was broadcast to Facebook Live, the first choice for video of crime and/or violent death.

Ed:  it was what she would have wanted

That's what Joe Wethington said.  (Ithaka:  Meet Father of the Year, Joe Wethington, Who Didn't Quite Get His Daughter Killed)

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